“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Clifford's Notes. We'll be a well read kid thanks to the Big Red Dog. If he speaks his language, that is.

He's not Santa!

Just watch! [blasts a rocket gun in the direction]

You missed!

Did I?

My tree looks awesome! Thank you!

Hi, I'm Richard Donner. I directed the first Superman movie. You know, good one.

[seeing the vandalized car] What the...who did this to my car?

Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen! [humming]

Get out of here, you lousy kids! I told you, one more time and I'm calling the cops!

Our best picture: Red Delicious, Aftershave, A Fistful of Figs, Margarine...wait, they're telling me this is just my grocery shopping lift. No wonder I always thank the Oscar approval.

If anyone here knows the reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or... [before he tries to finish, an arrow spears through his body] call me a doctor. [turns to dust]

Somebody hired a slayer?

[as Buffy stabs him] You can't kill me with wood! I am wood! [slices him with an ax]

Bad Idea #317: Black hole bungee jumping.

Whoo! [sucks into a black hole, releases] See, I told you it was safe! [a meteor slams into him]

[seeing The Land Before Time characters are skeletons] I have to say, I'm not a fan of this one.

Bad Idea #827: Strawberry scented sleeping bags.

I know we wouldn't just walk 3 miles to find out there's no strawberries in that sleeping bag.

Hey, look; the next cartoon! [zips away from the animals]

[grabbing the interrogator] You eat garbage like Oscar, too? [shoves dirt into the interrogator's mouth] Here, eat garbage! Eat garbage! More garbage!

[mouthful] Ma, I can't stop now! I'm at level 63! Also, I can't feel my jaw.

I gotta get high speed internet.

Hey, I'm Nicholas Cage. I'll bounce back.

Engage feet rockets! [blasts off, but malfunctions] Oh, no! I forgot to get feet gas! [explodes]