The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman. Witness the magic that is the 20 minutes in the middle of this movie where Batman can actually do stuff!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SJSheldon J. Plankton
I am king of this!
(Plankton plops down and scene goes to an exhausted Jack Sparrow)
JSJack Sparrow
Oh, hi, diddly dee, (Jack Sparrow lays down on the bench) a pillow and slippers for me.
(Young Blackbeard and Young Angelica walk up to Jack Sparrow)
YAYoung Angelica
Can we go to the movies?
(Scene goes to Jack Sparrow)
JSJack Sparrow
(Groans) I just want to- is rest a thing? Can I say "rest" (Scene backs out) and just have it mean what I think it means?
So Pooh decided to get some help from his very good friend Rabbit. (The screen goes to a page with Pooh going to Rabbit's house.)
PPooh
No! I won't be doing that! (Punches Rabbit back in his house)
(groans)
But it's in the book!
PPooh
Well, I called for some help outside the book.
[Vin Diesel and Pooh's friend start their engines]
EEeyore
[car breaks down] Pathetic.
A4All 4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
And just as I was afraid, they all lift off the page and landed into other books.
Pooh into Where the Wild Things Are, Piglet and Tigger into The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Eeyore into--
EEeyore
Everybody Poops.
CCarol
What are you doing here?
PPooh
Um, we were just trying to get some honey.
CCarol
Oh, why didn't you say so? We have some here.
PPooh
Oh.....
CCaterpillar
I was gonna eat this, but there's plenty for everyone.
BBee
In this book too, 'cause as you know, even bees--
(The bee poops on Eeyore.)
EEeyore
Poop....
And what you may ask happened to Dom? well he landed into a novelization of the movie, Cars.
LMLightning McQueen
I hear you've got a thing for chains and cars.
MMater
Ha, now you're talkin' my language.
DDom
No! This is why I hate books! [flies off the ramp, explodes and dies]
MMailbox
[shoving envelopes down guy's throat] How do you like it, huh? Not so fun, pal? Is it? Is it?
SSkeleton
Huh? What the? Where'd all my skin go? [both students scream and run out of the classroom, teacher faints; jumps up and down; stops panicking]
The 9-Voltron Battery now only the power of 9...
OPOptimus Prime
[rips up the screen] Who cares? I'm so juiced right now!
KKing
That's not what Christopher Cool-umbus says.
CCChristopher Cool-umbus
Hey, I'd say the Earth is funky! [plays a guitar]
MGMagic Gell & Pet Shell Announcer
Magic, uh...gel. I mean, pet...d'oh! Why didn't I give this stuff away?
GRGrim Reaper
[jazz music plays] They should not have done that! [slices the chandelier, smashes the TV with a pickaxe, storms out the door]
Kirby's Star Tours. We knew what you meant, but how else are we gonna get your money?
DRDavid Rossi
Hey, look; I built a house! Plus, I made this new friend! [creeper grows, house explodes] Oh, I lost my house; and my friend. Oh, look; a new friend! [creeper grows, explodes and dies]
GRGordon Ramsay
You call this head "well done"? It's still blinking for crying out loud! Put him back in the furnace!
GRGrim Reaper
Dear Betty, you will die at sea.
BWBobby Wallace
Trick or Treat!
WWoman
Awww! Look at you! You're a scary skeleton!
FFred
I got him!
SShaggy
Like, great work Fred!
DDaphne
You captured the Sidewalk Skeleton!
FFred
But he's not really a skeleton at all! He's really…
MIMystery, Inc. gang
Little Bobby Wallace?!
VVelma
Looks like little Bobby was scaring people into giving him candy by dressing up as a skeleton.
WWoman
Of course he was! It's Halloween! Y-you can't just…
FFred
Look, gang!
BWBobby Wallace
Ah!
FFred
It's the Lawn Witch! Get her!
MWMary Williams
[screams]
VVelma
Nice try, evil witch! Or should I say...Mary Williams from the Old Williams' House?!
MWMary Williams
[tears role down her cheek] I just wanted to Trick or Treat!
SShaggy
Look, it's the Grim Reaper
SDScooby-Doo
Let's get him!
AAnnouncer
The Scooby-Doo Gang, Ruining Halloween since 1969!
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