“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[watching Two And a Half Men] So that's what that looks like. Heh.

More like black and white!

Wait just a second! [Everyone gasps] Who did this to my backpack?

I have such a concussion. I can't remember!

Is that an octopus?

Gee, I don't know. I've never actually looked behind me.

Eh, what's up cop?

I thought you lived underground.

The rent was too high, so I moved into a cul-de-sac.

Well, could you keep it do-- what the?

(voice only) Why is MAD always a rerun?

Wow, this place is great. Look at all the restaurants that welcome bees! Wait 'till they get a load a'--

What the--?! But he-- but I-- That guy stole my reasonable good looks, and my tattoo!

Why don't you sue him in court?

Sue him in court? 'Cause that would be really boring to watch. I'll do something better.

All right, I get it. Bee Movie was boring!

[voice only] In a criminal justice system, the people are protected by attorneys; the cartoon characters however, well...let's face it. We just like this title.

[holding a pad of paper] Hey, look; I drew the credits! [cues end credits on paper]

Last Name is Whinetrop

I think Pooh, is in my outhouse.

I sure hope were talking about the same "Pooh (Poo)".

[singing] ♪ The gum made for you from dead Pikachus ♪

[swallowing a fisherman] Got to get up quickly early in the morning. [burps]

Yes-s-s-s! Triple word s-s-score!

Oh, come on! "s-s-s" is not a word!

Okay, challenge me.

[short pause] You know what, I can open books-s-s!

Oh hey dad, what do you think of my new haircut?

Meep Meep!

"Meep! My Dad Says!" Because when you hear what comes out of his mouth.

Do you know what happened to dad's old sweater?

The green one? Ya I gave it to the salvation army.

Meep Meep!

Your about to hit the road running.

Looks like we got the place all to ourselves. What do you want to do?

I got two words for you.

Meep Meep!

Dad! Can you make this any worse!?

"Meep! My Dad Says!"

It's clobberin' time! [segment ends]