AAnnouncer
And everybody loves SpongeBob, except for when he's not wearing his makeup.
[SpongeBob dressed as an elf is shown as a fruitcake]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
LRLittle Red Riding Hood
Jacob!
BBBig Bad Wolf
Excuse me? [a flash mob attacks him] No! No! Wait! You've got it all wrong! [the mob exits] Big Bad Wolf: Man, i hate those movies.
SPSnott Pilgrim
I'm not gonna fight a bunch of old [bleep]!
[All gasp]
GGrumpy
Did he said the M word?
HHappy
Munchkins?
DDoc
No, the other one!
SPSnott Pilgrim
I said old men. I don't even know why they bleeped it.
DDoc
Dwarves, begin musical attack!
DDwarves
Hohaah!
SPSnott Pilgrim
Oh, no, you don't!
MMalcolm
[to the viewers] One mom to rule them all.
SSingers
♪ Slop n' Shop, your favorite GROSS-ery store ♪
On sale this week at Slop N' Shop: Mac and Sneeze. Fish Icks. Troll House Cookies. Goat Meal... and Jiffy Poop!
SSingers
♪ Slop n' Shop, your favorite GROSS-ery store ♪
MPMovie Parody Announcer
The Thingy! Coming soon-ish or some-Thingy. Duh, I don't think it's written yet, to be honest.
BGBomb Guy
Hey, man. I totally aced that test!
PPerson
High five, no; wait... [explodes]
AAlan
Actually, I'll stick with my lab partners.
?The A
Phineas and Ferb?
PPhineas
Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna today. Make a better science project then the Straight A-Team.
HHannibal
Not if we can help it. Quick, boys! Grab what you can. We'll show Hideous and Nerd here who the better builders are.
Guy in Bathroom (voice only, as the guy's taking the toilet seat) Hey, I was using that!
PPhineas
Hey, where's Perry?
[Agent P has the remote in his hand, The Straight A-Team gasps, Agent P pushes the button and the van blows up taking The Straight A-Team with it.]
PPPerry the Platypus (in pet mode)
[Chatters]
TTeacher
Nice work, boys! I know I promised you an A, but are you okay with an A+ instead?
PPhineas
Yes, yes I am.
CCarly
We got jobs!
SSam
Yay! As matadors? [screams]
AAnnouncer
¡AY Carly! And Freddie takes over the show! Oh no!
FFreddie
Hi, I'm Carly and I'm Sam...and I'm confused.
AAnnouncer
¡AY Carly! Plus, Spencer gets into some hot water!
SSpencer
Uh, it's not water, it's soup.
AAnnouncer
¡AY Carly! All this and more on an all new ¡AY Carly! ¡AY Carly! Followed by SpongeRoberto SquarePants!
SSSpongeRoberto SquarePants (Mexican SpongeBob)
I'm ready!
LLotso
I'm afraid you know too much, Buzz.
You'll never get away with this, Lotso! Pixar movies are sad in the middle, and sometimes at the beginning, but never at the end!
(Lotso snaps his fingers. Big Baby comes in with a screwdriver)
Wait! What are you doing?!
LLotso
Hmmm. "Resetting your Buzz Lightyear."
(Big Baby removes the screws and is about to switch Buzz from "Play Mode" to "Demo Mode".)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Buzz ends up being relocated in a bath tub, unconscious. Along sails a Fisher Price ship.)
BSBlue Sailor
Whoever he is, his batteries are gonna rust if he's left in the tub too long.
(Buzz has been lifted up into the sailors' boat and placed on a bunk.)
RSRed Sailor
Not bad for two guys with no arms.
' '[jumps up] Who am I?! [punches one of the sailors] I have no memory! [kicks the other] Who are you?! [then slaps him] What's my name?!
BSBlue Sailor
We don't know. It wasn't... on your underwear...
Oh, no! [pause] You checked my underwear?
KKen
Good to see you again, Buzz.
How do you know my name? Did you look at my underwear?!
WWheezy
Everything Ken told you was a lie!
Even the cake?!
WWheezy
No, the cake is real. And extremely rich!
MMummy
[finding out the store's closet] Aw, man! Why is it always closed? How am I gonna get these rags clean?
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