“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Captain, considering the ship's currently, uh, floating in space, there's concern we may be lost.

Lost? Of course not. Our bearings: Second star to the left, straight on 'til morning?

Captain, we're approaching some sort of land beyond imagination!

Jack Sparrow? Is that really you? It's been forever!

My old friend, "Captain 2-Hands".

Wow. We do need to catch up!

♪ I wanna throw up, those kids are real rats ♪

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(v.o.) That's gotta hurt.

LECTRO-Land playset.

(v.o.) Zowie!

Meat Farm.

(v.o.) Eww!

Skill Saw!

(v.o.) That's sharp!

And Play-Don't: Radioactive Gloop.

♪ So when you're swinging at kids, the way you're swinging at gnats ♪

The world's biggest rip-off!

[after Sabor-Toothed Sylvester tries to pounce on him] I tawt I saw a puddy tat!

AAAHHH--

Please! Nobody panic!

Who's panicking? This is just how we run. [screams]

Big Bird

Don't let him get me! I'm a one of a kind children's character.

Big Bird

(smashed into the shape of SpongeBob): OK. I see your point.

Uh oh. I'm getting out of here. (gets out of the trash can, revealing that he has shapely legs and everyone gasps) What, it's from my mother's side!

It's time for Sports O'Clock with your host, Skip Schwartz!

Skip Schwartz, everybody! Let's go over all of today's scores! 14! 31! 56! 11! And, you won't believe this, 47! Unbe-Schwartz-able! Fans, this week's guest is basketball superstar LeBron James. LeBron, who is the toughest team you ever played against? Thank you, LeBron James! It's time now for Horn and Sirens! (horn and sirens) Let's take a look at the highlight of the night. That's gotta be a record! And speaking of explosions, let's take a look at the College Game Explosion of the Night! (explosion sound) That's gotta leave a mark! That pain in your head could only mean it's time to Circle the Wagons! Experts, tell the world who's going to win the Big Game. John?

Well...

Steve?

I...

Ron?

Odds are...

Slick? You can't argue with Slick. Thanks for tuning in, sports fans! Until next time, I'm Skip Schwartz... (explodes himself)

Uhh, looking too happy again. Better work on that frown some more. What? A fox!

Ah, thanks. I think so too! [She put Kristen's hair]

Ahh!

[Whistles, clicks tongue]

Now I really have a reason to frown. Nope still not enough.

I’m the Backpack, the Backpack, the Backpack.

[very sick] I don't feel so well.

Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing--! [Dora vomits inside] I’m the Backpack, the Backpack, the Backpack, yeah.

Excuse me, buddy; I think your "fly" is down.

Yeah, I know. I told you he couldn't go to Europe for the summer.

Why? [cries, barfs]

This fall: When fear strikes, love turns foul. No, no, no. Wait, uh... when you see a bat, make a run for home. No, no, forget that. When you give this time, it's time to play. Wow! These are awful. Oh, wait; hang on, no. The Umpire Diaries: You're only in when you're out. Yes, right? No? Look, we'll get this if it takes all night. I don't care.

They're at the top of their game at the bottom of the ninth. Wow, these are not getting any better. You gotta play the field 'til the 7th inning smooch. How long is this show?

Yeah, about 1/2 inch off the bottom, keep the layers, trim the banks, no hair touching the ear, and; uh, watch out for this cowlick here. [The barber trims off the hair two-thirds]

Like that?

Not exactly! No!

Cinnamon Bear Traps!

Ow!

Cookie Monster

[burping] Oh! Stomach hurt!

Mickey Mouse

How many times have he tossed his cookies?

I will count the times! One, one puke! Two, two pukes! [lightning flashes] Three-- [Mickey swipes the number with the cane and pushes him against the wall] If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face!

Ah, yes.

He's getting worse and these X-rays are baffling.

Cookie Monster

Me like cookies.

Mickey Mouse

He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit.

How will you do that?

Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license!

Mickey

Not before he loses his lunch.

Cookie Monster

Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt. [vomits on Mickey]

One puke! (More of Cookie Monster's barf flies) Two pukes!

Three pukes!

Mickey Mouse

Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.

Cookie Monster

Okay, okay. Me try to eat healthier without anyone knowing. I mean, me Cookie Monster; not Veggie Monster.

I'm led to believe that the man called "The Grinch" stole all your things and took off on a pinch. He cracked his whip on an antique sleigh, and knew the right codes to get out the same way.

You found all that out from the desk in his room?

Not really.

Said Cage.

I just watched the cartoon. (Pulls out a DVD of the cartoon)

When all of a sudden, a blanket of snow Covered the men from their heads to their toes. It was the Grinch himself, who arrived with the stuff.

You're lying!

He said.

And I'm calling you bluffs. From that story you told was sure to surmise, That the bandits you seek are really you guys. See, I found that old sled that I supposedly used To steal all the gifts from all of the Whos. But if memory serves, and the truth might just sting, It's you who has access to antique things. (points to Nicholas Cage) And that whipping you heard came from old Doctor Jones, While the code-meister here broke into your homes.