Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I must say, Rodney, this is quite an ingenious idea.
[smug] Were you expecting anything less?
[hesitant] Well...
Well what?
Well, you have been in a bit of a rut lately.
[indignant] I have not!
OK, well, like a dry spot, maybe.
That is not true.
OK...
It is not!
I'm all yours. What would you like to try now?
Actually, unencumbered by the continual need to explain things to you, I've actually made remarkable progress.
Oh, really?
Mmm. [they start walking into the lab] The systems the Ancients had in place were designed to create fully functional humanoid replicants, right?
[suddenly pensive] ...yes.
Well, turns out that trying to create something much simpler is – ironically – much more difficult. In the end I was forced to compromise.
Wait, you're not suggesting that...
Ah, I know it wasn't part of the plan but it was either this or nothing.
[Arriving at the Ancient table, Rodney gestures to...]
[smiling warmly at Radek] Hello.
[somewhere between shock, horror, and awe] ...oh, my.
[McKay is describing his plan of eliminating the Replicators]
[casually] Whole planet will be destroyed in the process.
You don't mess around, do you?
[aboard the Daedalus approaching the Replicator homeworld]
This is quite exciting.
It's a bit nerve-wracking, yeah.
I quite look forward to it.
...you do?
Yes. One always wishes to achieve one's purpose.
Right. And you're...okay with this?
Of course. Why would I not be? It's my reason for being.
Well, you know, you're going to...cease to be.
[matter-of-factly] Yes.
Well, I just...I just imagined you'd rather keep being than, uh ... uh, than not.
[Zelenka, in the background, edges away looking uncomfortable]
Surely you're not worried for me, Doctor?
Worried? No, of course not. That would be silly.
Yes. It would.
[McKay nods and steps away, whispering to Zelenka]
Should never have given it speech...
[About to be 'almost' fed on by a Wraith Queen] Great, in my entire life I was never chosen first. And now fate decides to restore the balance.
[referring to Ronon's latest injury]
Another sparring accident?
Actually... I slipped in the shower.
Really?
No, sparring accident. [grins]
This is the third time this week I've had to patch you up... You know, there are a lot of other ways you could spend your free time.
Not as much fun though.
[Typing in Rodney's password, who thinks Sheppard can't remember it] 16431879196842. See, it doesn't take a genius.
I-it doesn't?
1643 is the year Isaac Newton was born. 1879, Einstein. And 1968...
The year Rodney was born.
Never underestimate the size of that man's ego.
Weren't there other numbers?
What is that?
It's the ultimate answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.
[Teyla stares at him blankly.]
[Ronon and Dr. Keller tried to blow a door open with an oxygen tank, like in Jaws. The door stays shut.]
A lot stronger than a shark.
[to Rodney] More searching, less complaining.
Sorry, I'm hungry. When I'm hungry, I get cranky.
And when you get cranky, you get hit.
Okay, okay....
[Talking over the radio]:
Theoron come in.
[pause]:
Theoron come in.
If we don't respond, they're gonna investigate.
[disguising his voice badly] Theoron here.
What's your status?
Good.
Elaborate.
Real good.
[after unveiling a painting depicting a heroic McKay and a cowering Sheppard]
Yeah, pretty much how I remember it.
I watched it last night. There was hardly any fighting.
It's not about fighting.
Then why's it called Blades of Glory?
It is about skate blades.
And this is a real sport? Men and women dancing around on ice?
Unfortunately.
Your planet's weird.
You can say that again.
[Referring to Ava Dixon]
So, um, what happened to the rest of her?
Oh, uh, they deactivated the bond between her nanites, effectively breaking her into base elements.
[Ronon looks at Sheppard in confusion]
They scrapped her.
[Ronon smiles faintly]
[talking to two young boys]
If you help us, we'll get you whatever you want.
Oh yes, good, great idea, yes.
Thanks.
Maybe you should show them your…
Excuse me?
I was once a 10-year old boy too, I know what gets their attention.
McKay…
What, you want to get out of here or not?
I think we can reason with them without resorting to that, thank you.
If you say so. (looks hopefully at Keller)
Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait, don't pull me up!
What?! Why?
I see LIGHT!!
No no no no no! Don't go toward the light! You want to stay in the land of the living!!
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