Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Have you learned any new information yet?
No, not yet. The NID is liaising with CSIS [pronounced see-sis] on the ground. They are expecting us.
C-what now?
Canadian Security Intelligence Services. They're kind of like your CIA.
[sarcastically] CSIS, that's the best you guys can do, huh?
I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction!
What are you talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction!
Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you?
That mall was huge!
There were maps every seven metres!
Misleading ones!
[about Katie Brown] So, are you gonna marry her?
I don't know.
You've been dating over a year now.
[irritated] I'm aware of that, thank you!
You think you're gonna find someone better?
No, it's not that.
[laughing] 'Cause you're not!
[Ronon is eating in the commissary, looking on in boredom as Walter rambles until Sheppard enters]
[hopeful] Tell me you have something!
Devlin Medical Technologies.
That means...
You've got somebody to point your gun at.
[enthused] Sweet!
And I'm gonna hold this over your head, for like - forever.
Oh, that's totally fair.
Like, you're gonna eat a lot of vegetarian food ... and not complain about it.
Sure, sure.
And you're gonna read Madison three stories instead of her usual two.
Right.
You're gonna buy me a car.
Let's not get out of control here...
A nice car. Hybrid.
Have we made any progress?
Yeah, the Gate's not working.
I think we figured that much last week when you broke it.
[upon seeing his clone] Great. The last time I came face to face with myself I ended up kicking my own ass.
[excited] Humanity is about to benefit from the world's greatest mind - times two.
Can you imagine?
I'm trying not to.
Wait a minute. we can't go back to Atlantis because we're a security risk.
He - I have a point.
[To Sheppard] If this works, we should be able to track every Aurora-class Replicator ship in the galaxy in realtime.
[A few ships show up on the screen, each one accompanied by an audible blip]
Well, that's not so bad. I guess the Wraith have really taken a toll.
[More blips, the number of ships doubles]
On the other hand, my duplicate did say they were building more...
[More blips, still more ships appear]
A lot more.
[The screen fades out. After a beat, more blips are heard]
Oh, crap...
[the Apollo and Daedalus have arrived at Atlantis]
Both ships at the same time. This is a first.
Well, it's the first time we've needed them.
[Sheppherd and Rodney both give her a pointed look]
[embarrassed] Well, since I've been here...
Colonel.
Colonel.
[They turn to Carter]
Colonel.
Colonels.
[They turn to Sheppard]
Colonel.
Colonels.
[grimacing] Seriously?
Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines! Did I ever tell you about the time I once got a damaged Ancient hyperdrive system online moments before me and my crew were incinerated by a supervolcano?
[sighing and rolling eyes] Yes. You have.
Ellis is gonna love this. I don't get it. We tried reconfiguring your stand-down code; we tried programming the nanites to turn themselves off. Something should've worked.
They are a very complex and ingenious design.
Yeah, well, I thought I was ingeniouser.
[Todd looks at Rodney and starts to say something, but is cut off]
Yes, I know it's not a word, Mr. Helpful.
I mean, it'll take them some time to adapt, to figure out how to function within the new parameters.
How much time?
Well, I mean, I hate to speculate.
Oh? Since when?
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