Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Look, I can't say the Wraith won't be back here again, but I can promise you they're not coming back here because of him.
No. Not once we've sacrificed the Wraithbringer to his masters.
He prefers "Ronon." Probably also prefers not to be sacrificed to the Wraith.
[McKay has been shot with an arrow and is now full of morphine for the pain]
Excuse me, why am I lying here?
You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus.
Well, that sounds painful. [lies down on the operating table with a content expression and starts to play with the words] Gluteus maximus... glooo-tus maaa... ximus... [mildly surprised] Oh my god, that's my ass, isn't it?!
Aye.
Call me if he makes any sense.
Look, Teyla. I'm not really good at, uh ... Actually, I'm ... I'm terrible at expressing ... I don't know what you'd call it, uh ...
Feelings?
Yeah, sure, okay. The point is, I don't really have good, uh ...
Social skills.
Well, that is why I enjoyed flying choppers in the most remote part of my world before all this craziness happened, but, uh, you should know, I don't have, uh ...
Friends?
[indignantly] No – I have friends. [pause] You, Elizabeth, Ronon, Carson, even Rodney, are the closest thing I have to a ...
A family?
I'd do anything… for any one of you. If I had to give up my life the way Ronon was going to, I would.
[smiling] Thank you. For everything you… meant to say.
[ Ronon, Teyla, and Sheppard have gone to fight the Wraith instead of leaving]
They outnumber you 25 to 3.
[ beeping from the Jumper's life signs detector] It's actually 22 to 3 ... 21...
And Ronon appears to be quite angry.
[sarcasticly] Oh, that evens it out!
[Beckett grabs a gun]
What are you doing?
I'm going to help them.
What are you crazy?! You're a doctor!
What does that have to do with it?
[McKay tries taking the gun]
What are you doing?
I'm going.
You can barely walk!
I can walk fine, I just can't sit!
And you're a terrible shot!
Oh, what, you're Rambo now?!
[regarding a specific Wraith] You kill him before I do, I kill you.
What if he kills you first?
Then you kill him.
[The team is preparing to go off to another planet. Sheppard walks into the gateroom and sees Ronon with his gun]
Put that thing away. We told 'em we were friendly.
[holsters his blaster] I'm friendly.
Is that thing set to stun? [Ronon pulls out his gun again and switches it to stun] [sarcastic] Friendlier.
I'm still waiting to meet an Ancient race that's invented the car.
Lower your weapons.
[not moving] How much lower would you like 'em?
There is nothing more annoying than people who won't admit their own mistakes. [Zelenka looks at him]
True.
I don't know anything about Atlantis ... except that it was a fairly mediocre Donovan song, not one of my favourites.
Well, maybe you've got to work yourself back into playing shape… spend a little time doing some short shifts before you jump up to the first line.
I'm sorry. I don't know a thing about football.
Nor hockey, apparently.
Now, just to be sure we're on the same page, we're against the proliferation of nuclear weapons, right?
[staring at Beckett] What?
What?
Well, it's that look. That's the same look I get when I have a brilliant idea.
How would you know how you looked?
'Cause it's happened more than once in front of a mirror, okay?
[to a rescue team] Alright, people, let's do this one by the numbers. We get in, we get our man, we get out. Stay sharp and stay alive!
[in disbelief] What are you on about?
Oh, just things that Sheppard would say, so I thought I would, um ...
Well said, Rodney.
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