GLGen. Landry
How'd it go with the IOA?
Oh, you know. I mean, does anyone ever come out of an IOA deposition saying, "That went well"?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(the Orion is under heavy fire without shields)
One more shot Zelenka, that's all I'm asking!
I just cannot give you what I do not have! (checks a console) THERE'S TOO MUCH DAMAGE! WE NEED TO ABANDON SHIP! (runs towards the exit)
Hey, stop! Listen to me-
We sacrificed our shield capabilities with that first salvo, we shouldn't wait any more moments, major!
Col. Caldwell, I'm afraid we've done everything we can on our end! Requesting immediate beam out to the Daedalus!
(Rodney is hacking the hive ship)
Their operating system is a mess! Good thing I still remember DOS. [after a beat, he turns and looks back at Ronon] Trust me, that was hilarious!
Are you done yet?
This ship is being seriously damaged, it's hard for me to find something to overload!
[appearing from around a corner with Michael] Let Mikey try!
I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you are the only person besides Col. Sheppard and Gen. O'Neill who's actually fired a drone from that Chair.
Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
We are grateful for your help, but we could never release you, not with the information you possess.
Then kill me now!
There is another way.
Take the treatment again?
Yes.
What I am is not a disease you can cure.
I've never met an Asgard.
You, I think, will love them. They have a wonderful sense of humor.
[Woolsey looks at her hopefully]
Really?
No.
Just out of political curiosity, how much trouble is it gonna cause you if I knock this Woolsey guy in the head?
May I ask why you'd like to do that?
It's just an impulse I had, really...One I suspect I'm gonna have again next time I see him. He may not even have to say anything.
I've never seen you like this. What did Woolsey say to you?
Besides judging every damned decision you've ever made?
John Sheppard, are you defending my honor?
...And, judging me for agreeing with you.
Well, don't be too hard on him. I think of all the circling wolves, he's the least likely to actually bite. In fact, he might even convince the others to leave us alone.
Alright, so...no head knocking?
It's the thought that counts.
How're you doing with the weapons?
We couldn't hit the side of a barn.
But hive ships are a hundred times bigger—
[interrupting Sheppard] A giant...flying...barn. We couldn't hit that.
WMr. Woolsey
Nothing renews your appreciation for the military like the threat of invasion from life-sucking aliens.
What the hell is going on?
What do you mean?
What do I mean. We leave for two hours, and Lucius turned you all into Stepford wives.
[McKay and Lt.Col Sheppard are in McKay’s lab trying to determine why everyone in Atlantis is besotted with Lucius Lavin. Sheppard looks like he has been pacing angrily while McKay has been working on a laptop at a lab-bench]
[While he's talking Sheppard moves to sit beside McKay] This is creeping me out.
[McKay has been hunched over his laptop typing busily] Yeah… reminds me of an old Batman episode actually. Catwoman used a drug to put a spell on Batman...make him fall in love with her. Ended up doing all sorts of evil things for her. [Rodney sits upright] It was kind of a turn on actually…it’s Julie Newmar in the cat outfit…
[Sheppard is reading McKay's laptop screen, he absently interrupts McKay ] Eartha Kitt was Catwoman.
Not 'till season three.
[surprised] Really?
Yeah, you didn't know that?
So you finally came around did you. You know, you'll come to know Lucius eventually. He really is a kind and wise...
[Sheppard turns and pulls out a Wraith stun pistol]
Oh crap.
[Sheppard stuns him]
[The team talked about what would happen if Lucius gives away Atlantis' position]
In which case I said I will track him down, hang him by his feet, and cut off his...
Yes, thank you. I think we get the message.
Hey, buddy, I'd better get back and clean your quarters before the next scout.
[Pats McKay on the shoulder and walks away]
[Nervously] Right.
[He turns to leave, but Teyla and Ronon stop him, realising he took some of Lucius' herb]
Rodney!
It was just one teeny, tiny taste for research purposes.
Burn it!
All of it!
Right now!
Alright. Story of my life.
[Dr. McKay briefly looks suggestively at Teyla, who is not impressed.]
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