[The rescue team comes running when McKay opens fire, but there was nothing there]
Sheppard wasn't here.
And we've just wasted two and a half hours!
[to the Marines] Let's move out!
…and a mouse.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know, I could've sworn I was gonna wake up dead today.
You are more like Wraith than you know.
I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
There is much about Wraith that you do not know, Sheppard.
[Sheppard has chosen to honor his deal and merely stun the Wraith he was working with]
[waking up] Ah, Sheppard. I thought you ...
There's a lot you don't know about humans.
Welcome back to Earth.
Yes, yes. What's my sister done?
Good to see you, too, McKay.
[impatiently] Greetings, salutations, pleasantries. What's she done?
[McKay is explaining what he's been doing for the past few years]
What have you gotten yourself involved in here, Meredith?
Meredith?
It's a long story.
It's his name.
Your name is Meredith McKay?
Meredith Rodney McKay, yes, but I prefer to go by "Rodney." Look, can we just stick to the point here? Look out the window. Much more interesting than my name.
[grinning] Your name is Meredith?
[Jeannie and McKay beam down]
Holy cow! That can't be good for your health.
Nothing to worry about. I've done it dozens of times. John Sheppard.
She's married, and she's my sister.
[defensively] I'm just saying hi.
Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're doing. I've seen that look before...Kirk.
What did Elizabeth say?
Two McKays are better than one.
There aren't two McKays, there's one McKay and him.
RRod
I envy you. You say exactly what's on your mind no matter how it makes you look. I can only imagine the freedom you must have, not caring if people like you or not.
Oh. [thinks a moment] People don't like me?
[Sheppard's team investigates a strange Wraith device]
Is that what made all these people kill each other?
I hope so.
You hope so?
Otherwise, there are two bizarre things going on, and one is more than enough for me, thank you very much.
How are Rodney and Teyla?
He shot me!
They're both fine.
You shot me!
[visibly upset] Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry!
You shot me, too.
I'm sorry for shooting everyone!!
GLGen. Landry
You’re just mad you didn’t get to fly the maiden voyage yourself.
General, I am quite fond of both maidens and voyages. I mean, put the two together and ...
GLGen. Landry
You’re not a test pilot any more, Jack.
[indignant] That’s what the President said.
Life isn’t fair – it’s just fairer than death.
Oscar Wilde?
The Princess Bride. Good movie.
That seems like a pretty big ship. You’re sure only sending one Jumper up to fend it off is the right thing to do?
HHelia
It is impossible for them to harm us.
I could use some enemies like that.
You should call her.
Who, Cadman?
You two did make a cute couple.
It didn't work out. May have something to do with our first kiss being through Rodney.
Oh, I thought we made a solemn vow never to speak of that again!
I remember no such thing.
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