Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um...
Hot?
I was gonna say "attractive." But McKay is acting kinda...
Smitten?
I was gonna say "pathetic."
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
And I have, uh, discovered the ship's name. [he looks at his computer tablet] It's the, um, Hippaforalkus.
The what?
Yeah, well, it appears to have been named after an Ancient general, Hippforalkus.
Well, we're not calling it that!
Oh good. Then what about, um ...
And we're not calling it the Enterprise either!
We don't need to go far. [Twirling his finger in the air] Any old orbit will do!
And then what?
[as sarcastically as humanly possible] Well, then, Norena and I were planning a small dinner for us all, nothing fancy ...
NNorena
Rodney.
Well, what does he mean, "Then what"?! Then we won't die horribly!
I think I may be missing something. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the volcano erupts, don't we as well?
That's the plan!
That's the plan?
That's the plan!
That plan sucks!
Rodney, if the hive opens up on us, I want Orion's drones.
Which means we're gonna need the hyperdrive to get in position.
Which means we'll need shields, which means you want everything!
I like everything! Can we do it or not?
Well, don't get up! Shields! Yes. Jump into position? Mmmmaybe. Release the drones. [crew member shakes her head] Probably not.
Explosives, yes, yes. Uh, the problem with an explosive delivery system is that, because the drug is now an aerosol, a third of the tests ignited the medication [he and Dr. Beckett laugh nervously] rendering it useless.
They call it flashing! [he briefly opens his lab coat at the Wraith]
They didn't need you on the Daedalus?
Col. Caldwell believed my time was better spent disabling their jamming code.
Huh! So, they can fly that ship without you.
Yes. But apparently you cannot run these tests without me.
Really? Well... (makes an adjustment) Try it now.
(simulation is successful)
Well, well. Turns out the human knows what he's doing after all!
Indeed. Your assistance on this project will be noted.
My assistance?!?
Okay, I can probably figure something out. But no more holding back! I want everything there is to know about hive ships! Schematics, power distribution, life support configuration levels, everything!
Then you shall have it.
(surprised) Really?
(the data is sent over)
Huh, she really did it! This is the mother lode!
What is exactly?
Only everything you ever wanted to know about Wraith technology but were afraid to ask!
It's like being handed the Wraith encyclopedia and don't know where to start.
When I was a kid and got my first encyclopedia, I started with the letter S.
Yes, well, I'm sure the Wraith sexuality is interesting.
(explaining his plan to the Wraith Queen) Once we get in range, we beam a canister into the CO2 chamber and boom! One hive ship de-wraith-ified.
Who's firing on us?!
TTechnician
We got two hiveships bearing down on our position, sir. One of them is the friendly!
Not so friendly...
It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me.
I don't understand.
Never mind. [puts on his oxygen mask] Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go.
[Lt. Col. Sheppard is alone in a 302, being fired upon by an armada of darts]
Okay, how about some of that help you promised?
I told you to target the hyperdrive generator.
I already knew that.
There's nothing more I can do.
Like hell there isn't. Call off the Darts!
[annoyed] They won't listen to me.
This is NOT helpful, Michael!
They couldn't have. Even if they deduced the location of Earth, they won't be able to get there, unless, they downloaded something else on the Hive-ship plans. Oh it's something like spyware, just like my stupidly downloaded porn...
What?
Music! My downloaded music.
Where did you come from?
I managed to latch onto the hull of the hive before we went into hyperspace.
Nice move.
Saw it in a movie once.
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