I wonder why we never hooked up.
What, aside from the fact that you're petty, arrogant and treat people badly?
Nope, that's pretty much it: petty, arrogant, bad with people.
Oh. But you do find me attractive?
Let’s stick to working on my idea.
Well, you don’t exist. You think what my subconscious tells you to think! So, really the idea was mine. [realizing] Oh, wow! I’m arguing with myself about who had an idea first—me or me. I really am petty, aren’t I?
[To his hallucination of Col. Carter]
You're—you're not physically here. You can't transfer any heat.
Doesn't mean I can't get you hot!
[Carter emerges from the water partially undressed]
[After Zelenka realizes Sheppard wants him to go underwater in the puddlejumper with him to save McKay]
Oh! No-no-no-no-no-no – I cannot possibly ... uh, no.
I-I ... I can't even swim!
There's not a lot of swimming under a thousand feet of ocean.
(to Radek) Look, I'm not gonna order you to go.
I will ! [Elizabeth shoots him a look]
All I'm saying is that if Rodney can't turn to you , who can he turn to?
[thinks for several seconds] Right. Give me a few minutes and I'll get my gear.
They can't all be planets with cool technology and open-minded women.
We got the drones, we got a few jumpers; I even got the girl.
Well, I mean I could have got the girl. I turned her down.
[smiling] What did you offer them in return for the drones and the jumpers?
A supply of medicines and an IDC if they need to reach us. We also offered to help `em come up with a new way of running things when the time comes.
They didn't offer you king?
You two need some very serious marriage counselling.
WP Dr Weir/Phoebus
He’s not my husband, he is the enemy. Drop your weapon.
[McKay drops the sidearm]
WP Dr Weir/Phoebus
Now radio security and tell them everything’s fine.
[Weir stuns Beckett and aims the stunner at Rodney]
Security, this is Rodney McKay. Everything’s fine, never been better. Colonel Caldwell was kidding when he said, what he said...
WP Dr Weir/Phoebus
Ah, forget it!
[Weir stuns McKay]
[over comm] Thaelin, the second I find you, you die.
Well, they're on the road to divorce.
[Sheppard/Thaelin stuns Teyla]
LC Lt. Col. Sheppard/Thaelin
Will you people stop getting in the way?! [exchanges a few shots with Weir/Phoebus] Go ahead and expend all your ammunition, just like you did last time! Your people don't know how to fight, Phoebus. That's why we're gonna win the war!! [shoots]
WP Dr. Weir/Phoebus
This war's not over yet!! [shoots back]
[The lights are out and Beckett is about to operate on Ronon]
L Ladon
I'll only talk to Weir.
L Ladon
Not at all, Major. I'm just not interested in talking to the errand boy.
That's Lieutenant Colonel Errand Boy to you.
Well, I look at it this way: the Genii have tried to kidnap you on numerous occasions to mine that big old brain of yours.
Well, if we get into trouble, I'll just trade your life for mine.
Don't worry. If you survive, I'll mount some sort of rescue mission… eventually.
Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?
What, you're feeling left out?
Ronon I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give 'em a chance to change their mind.
[to a commissary employee] Ah. Hey, what happened to the, um, to the blue jello? My favourite, all of a sudden it’s off the menu. What gives?
It took Dr. McKay years to figure out all things Ancient and he still doesn't completely understand.
[defensively] I have a very firm grasp of Ancient technology.
You've blown up entire planets, Rodney.
Well, it didn't do it by itself!
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