Can we submerge the city again?
It's a city, not a yo-yo.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ok, what are our options?
Let me see, we've got quick death, slow death, painful death, cold, lonely death...
[whispering] They're scanning for us.
Why are you whispering?
I don't know, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
What are you doing?
I'm just checking something—I'm sure it is impossible.
[Types a command into a console. The numbers on the screen change to symbols]
Crap!
What did you do?
I just ran it through a translation program—it's Wraith.
[Hermiod looks at the screen, then at Dr. Mckay]
"Crap" indeed.
[Lt. Col. Sheppard stares at Hermiod suspiciously]
Don't stare. He hates it when people stare.
[whispers] Am I the only one who thinks it's strange we're working with an alien?
Intergalactic hyper drive technology is kind of new to us, so we need his help.
Is he supposed to be naked like that?
You said you wanted the best.
But all of these people are more qualified than I am, how am I supposed to choose between them?!
Dr. Beckett, you are my chief medical head, I have full trust in you to make the right decision.
[smiles] Well, when you put it that way...
This is what I do when I'm having problems with my laptop. I turn it off, then I turn it on again.
I think it's a little more complicated than that.
I'm just saying, if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard Book of Computer Repair, we're really desperate.
My nose is peeling! [to Carson] Do you have, uh, any moisturizer?
Yes Rodney.
Oh, we should get that.
[sigh] Yes Rodney.
[Major Lorne and Dr. Parrish are walking through a forest on P3M-736]
You know, when they told me I'd be travelling to another galaxy, visiting strange new worlds, defending humanity against unimaginable alien threats, this just is not what I pictured!
PDr. Parrish
We could be saving Earth -- right here, right now, Major.
Oh yeah? How's that?
PDr. Parrish
Through a greater understanding of the long-term effects of severe ozone depletion on plant life. You may not want to admit it, but it's a real danger.
[sarcastically] Oh yeah! Sure! Global warming -- Wraith attack. I see the similarity now, you're right! Yeah, it's great!
Look, I want to get Ford back just as much as everyone else. But have you seen my complexion?
[sarcastictly] Yes.
It's very fair. This isn't fair.
And, Major, you get McKay.
Ooo, lucky me...
So what kind of training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?
You guys?
Yeah, army, navy, air force, marines.
And by this mission you mean hunting down an escaped weapons specialist hopped up on Wraith drugs in the pitch black of an alien planet?
Yes.
Actually, I think I skipped that course in major school.
Wow, you must really be some kind of genius.
Well, as a matter of fact I ...eh, wait a minute, why would you say that now?
Something has to have kept Col. Sheppard from shooting you all this time.
Pack up what you need.
I don't think an operating room and bloody army would fit through the gate.
You heard of Androcles and the lion?
Aye. And who are you in this retelling? The Romans?
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