What the hell are you doing?!
Getting my hand free.
Doesn't feel that way!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Dr. Beckett to Ronon Dex while operating on him in the open without sedative]
Look, I just wanna say one last time: I really don't think this is a good idea. We're cutting very close to your spinal column here, if you're to flinch...
I won't flinch.
You can't kill an unarmed, upside down man!
[Col. Sheppard and Teyla are talking about how all the wraith woke up]
Too many mouths to feed - or hands to feed.
You have a date Rodney? With a woman?
It is simply two adults sharing some friendly— Yes, with a woman!
[Sparks fly from a downed Wraith dart, causing Dr. Zelenka to jump in terror]
First time off world?
Yes.
Well, if there were any more Wraith, they would have attacked us by now.
Really?
If it makes you feel better.
Maybe there's something wrong with him an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain.
So he just looks crazy?
I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!
Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?
I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
[Two white mice had been de-materialized, and re-materialized as black cinders]
I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color...
[McKay/Cadman is about to be dematerialized to separate Cadman's consciousness from McKay's body]
MCMcKay/Cadman
[as Cadman] Wait. [walks over to Beckett and kisses him, causing the others to shift uncomfortably] Just in case it doesn't work. [McKay regains control and backs away in horror] Just... just... hit it!
[Ronon walks over to a steaming pot on a campfire and tastes it]
What are you - Oh, my gosh, he's tasting it! [to Ronon] You don't know what that is, that could be their laundry!
Pretty good.
Oh, yes. Good idea. And when you're finished with their poridge, Why don't we try their beds?
[to Rodney] Want some?
How good is it?
Leave it be, Goldilocks.
[The team is talking to Dr. Weir on the radio about their prison island]
I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a certain fondess for the eletric chair. Call me romantic.
Do you kill all your violent criminals on Earth?
[Looks at Col. Sheppard] Certain countries, yes.
Can we not get into this right now?
[The prisoners shoot down the Jumper and it crash lands]
Are you all right?
I think I chipped a tooth. Did I chip a tooth? Am I bleeding? Because I am a high risk for endocarditis.
[After they walk out of the jumper they find themselves surrounded by the prisoners]
Hi, folks. I hope I didn't crash-land on anybody.
Right now I'm saying knock it off.
Is that an order, Sheppard?
I'm beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to, but if you need it to be, yeah, it's an order.
Easy, Chewie, you're gonna cut your hands off.
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