I'm not sure I can fix this.
GDr. Grodin
You can fix anything.
Who told you that?
GDr. Grodin
You did. On several occasions.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
W"Bob" the Wraith
I will tell you this: no matter where you flee, we will find you. Just as surely as we will find Earth. And when we do, we shall feast!
Yes, well, that would certainly help – but I'm more concerned about the Ancient database – its ability to back up data. It's incredibly redundant.
'Incredibly redundant'.
Yeah, that one never gets old. But seriously...
[The Atlantis base has just activated a self-destruct, only to have several personnel from Stargate Command arrive to help them]
CECol. Everett
Good! Now does somebody want to please turn off that self-destruct?
[The Wraith have used asteroids to detonate several mines prematurely.]
Your mines make one hell of a bang, Colonel, I'm sure the Wraith's ears are ringing.
Look, you show up here with your guns and your brush cuts, but when it comes to actually saving the city, you turn to the scientists. And every time, what you ask is impossible.
CECol. Everett
When was the last time you slept, Doctor?
D-d-d-d…shut up, I have an idea
LFLt. Ford
How about next time you can be the bait?
Yeah, next time. Maybe...
[Dr. McKay is trying to get a reluctant Dr. Beckett to sit in the Ancient chair]
It's out of drones; you couldn't do any damage if you wanted to, now SIT DOWN.
[After Atlantis receives a transmission from Sheppard, who they believe to be dead]
[over radio] Atlantis base this is Sheppard.
[in disbelief] John?
What other Sheppards do you know?
[Two Marines beam down into Atlantis with a ZPM]
[jumps] How did they do that?!
[upon seeing his military escort, comprised of only two men] Whoa, whoa. This is my military escort?
Well, we are spread a bit thin right now.
Okay, okay. [to the escort] But remember, you have to be willing to put your life on the line for me.
Rodney!
For the Zed-PM. That's what I meant. Protect the Zed-PM at all costs. [pause] And me.
[is beamed to the gateroom from the Daedelaus] Hello, I'm home! [Weir hugs him, Sheppard is stunned]
Yes you are. [pause] I truly thought that-
Yeah, yeah, I thought the same about you for a while there. We have to stop that [referring to the fact that each thought the other had perished]
[smiling] I'd like that.
Rodney, we need the shield up in 40 seconds or we're dead.
What? Are you kidding me?!
No!
Okay, because I think you're trying to determine the point at which I will completely snap. [puts the ZPM in the slot, nothing happens]
Rodney nothings happening.
What?! That should be it.
20 seconds.
Okay, SNAP! That's it! You all happy now?!
Rodney!
Rodney, you can take the rest of the day off.
Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find. [lays down on the floor like he's going to go to sleep]
Shall I just explain to the rest of the Wraith left on the base that you are unavailable to fight?
Look, I'm not asking you swim out there! I'm asking you to push a few buttons!
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