Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do you ever look out at the night sky and think about how each one of those stars represents the infinite possibilities of our lives?
Why, yes, Tony, I do.
Shove it, Tony! [laughs; to Rigby] Yo, Rigby, sweet wheels. They yours, bro?
Bye, Rigby.
Uh, good luck, man.
Rigby… Oh, ho, ho, ho, Rigby. [to Eileen in the rear-view mirror] Eileen, close your ears. [Eileen puts on a pair of earmuffs; ratting out to Rigby, angrily, while driving down the mountain] I always knew you were a liar and a loser, but I never thought you'd be a thief! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Seems like every day you find some new way to mess up our lives. And now, you found someone new to mess up their lives, too!
[having to have heard that; sharply] What?!
You heard me!
LOOK OUT!
[removing the earmuffs from her head] I'm just gonna go ahead and take these off now.
Dad, I do stuff like this all the time. Just let me help!
Of course you do stuff like this all the time! It's, uh… Uh… It's your fault we're here in the first place!
Dad, stop! It doesn't matter if I ever get a big job or my G.E.D. You're still never gonna trust me, and that's on you! You're so focused on your car, you never noticed me growing up! Also, it's totally your fault 'cause you were the one driving and you weren't watching the road! Now, give me the wheel!
No, it's my car! You'll crash it!
Give it!
Eileen, you too?
I'm doing this for your own good, sir!
[as Eileen pulls him away from the driver's seat] NO!
Thanks, Eileen. [puts his seatbelt on and takes the wheel] I promise I won't mess this up.
Eileen, did you have a good time?
Oh, Rigby! That was the best and only prom I've ever been to! [happily hugs him]
[doubtfully proud] What you did back there was really impressive, Rigby. I mean, it showed initiative. Maybe you have changed. So, uh… [shrugs] I guess you can borrow the car whenever you want.
Thanks, Dad. Though, I probably should get a driver's license first.
What are you guys-?
We did it! We survived the earthquake!
Yeah-yuh!
OUTSIDE, NOW!!!!!!!
What the? Nobody’s guarding it? Mordecai and Rigby!
Marvolo the Wizard. A powerful dragon hath decsended upon us, and only ye can stop it.
Oh, you must be the mad king.
Look, Marvolo, if you don't slay the dragon right now, the commoners will demand refunds, and my Kingdome shall crumble!
For the last time, stop calling me Marvolo!
He's waking up.
King Edmund? Barnaby? Rignatius and Mordicus?
No, Pops, it's us. Everything is back to normal. The Park broke even and all is well.
What if she doesn't like spicy? I'll take half spicy.
[annoyed] They're just wings, buddy.
[turns around; annoyingly triggered] "Just wings?" These wings might decide whether or not I get to go out with the girl of my dreams! [turns red; furiously shouting] Everything has to be perfect!
[fearfully] Mommy, I'm scared.
Oh, boy. [Dr. Langer shows the last image of the two and the DTV splashing in the mud of the scientists. The duo laugh at the photo] Can it! [back to Dr. Langer] l Am so sorry for this, Dr. Langer.
The DTVs are meant of scientific research. They've could have ruined weeks of data! There was a line there, and you two are crossed it. That's why l'm enacting an 24 - hour lockdown.
What!
No way!
And Benson here is gonna make sure you don't leave the house. 'Cause if you do, he's fired!
That's What l thought. Keep Them in line, Or we'll Keep them in Line for you! [He flies off in his jetpack.]
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