Cook (Behind him stands another guy whose arms reach in front of the cook smearing the bun): Ah, I think you're really gonna like this sandwich. Betcha haven't seen a sandwich made like this huh? The Buddy Bohn-mi system. Two people for one sandwich. Ah, (Slices cheese) Chop-chop!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Whispering) Why do they make the sandwich like that?
I dunno. Let's never come back here ever again.
Augh! I hate you, Buddy system!
Gimme the code!
I can't find it!
Seriously?! Argh! (Presses random buttons but it's incorrect)
Here, I'll boost you! (Gives Rigby a leg-up and throws him on the other side of the gate. Mordecai jumps over the fence) Ok, let's-
[ It Then cuts to Mordecai then calls Benson after having missed their delivered package]
(Now red) 'YOU MISSED IT?!?! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SIT THERE!! You do that all day anyhow, so why can't you do it when I tell you to?!!
We're sorry, Benson! We— (He gets cut off)
Just reschedule the delivery and fix this, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
I'd say that was only about a five out of ten on the chewed-out scale. Not bad.
[Rigby and Eileen are both eating sandwiches at the cafe]
Hey, do you want to go with me to prom?
I guess it's a chaperone?
Na, it's my date.
Totally, I never got to go since no one ever asked me.
Nice.
[whispering] No.
DDon
[whispering] Bro.
Will you two pipe down?! I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car.
[enters the dining room with both Rigby and Don's dinner plates; cheerfully] What a surprise for you boys to drop in.
"Drop in." Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner? I know you just need something.
[takes a seat at the table] Oh, hush, Sherm. [to her boys] So, how are things at work?
DDon
Great! We just picked up Cheezer's as a new client.
That's our Donny!
I ate at Cheezer's yesterday.
That was a good update, Don.
[walks upstairs] Rigby, you know this is a walk-in closet now.
I know.
I brought some tissues.
I'm not crying.
Oh, good. [sits down next to him]
[sighs] Why does Dad still have to be such a jerk all the time? It's just, neither me or Eileen went to prom, and I want to make it special.
Hmm… All right. I'll make you a deal. [gives Rigby the keys to Sherm's car, but on one condition…] No scratches, and I'm involved.
[happily] Thanks, Mom.
You show that girl a good time. [leaves]
I will, Mom.
[Rigby pulls up at Eileen's house in his dad's car, knocks on the door and Eileen answers it, in her prom dress]
[as Rigby puts her prom corsage on her arm] Wow! Hydrangea macrophylia, my favorite! [surprised as she sees Sherm's car] Whoa. Who lent you that thing?
My dad. Pretty cool, right?
Wow. That was nice of him. Let's go crazy like teens!
But not too crazy, you know, 'cause of my dad's car.
[puzzled and confused] Hmm?
[trying to fix the tiny T.V.; groaning sulkily] Darn tiny T.V.! Can't fix it. Why can't you be more like your brother, the big T.V. downstairs?
Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting.
Barb, you're killing me with this psycho babble.
[As Rigby and Eileen drive to Lookout Mountain in Sherm's car…]
Are you okay? It looks like you're stewing. Rigby, please tell me what you're stewing about.
My dad didn't loan me the car.
What? You didn't… steal it, did you?
No, my mom gave me the keys. But it's my dad, you know? He doesn't trust me with anything. I was hoping he'd finally be ready to see me as a real person. [raises his hand and lowers it with each category he says about Sherm] It's always Don, car, everything else, me.
I know how you feel. My mom can get pushy, too, but she still cares. I'm sure your dad cares, too. There's no way this is more important to him than your happiness.
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