Come on, Benson, you know these dome rules are ridiculous.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I don't wanna hear it. Lockdown, 24 hours, starting now! Get inside! [The duo walk in the house.]
[at West Anderson High School] Come on, Principal Dean! You can't fail me!
PDPrincipal Dean
Who said anything about failing you?
On the phone! You said it was "deadly serious"!
PDPrincipal Dean
Okay, I can see how that could sound ominous, but this is good news. Are you familiar with the television program "Inspire America"?
You mean that cheesy show with inspirational stories that everybody cries then everybody dances at the end?
PDPrincipal Dean
That's the one! See, Rigby, apparently you're an inspiration to this country. Most kids who drop out don't come back, but you did. So you, Rigby, are gonna give this year's graduation speech on TV.
But graduation's tomorrow!
PDPrincipal Dean
Better get movin'. Oh, and Rigby, if you screw this up for me, I'm gonna eat your diploma.
[Rigby sweats frozen still]
PDPrincipal Dean
Ha! I'm just pullin' your chain! Actually, no, yeah. I will eat it.
[Rigby calls Mordecai whose fixing Skips' van in the desert]
What?
Mordecai! What's going on? How're you still not here?
[sighs] Rigby, I just... have stuff to do, okay?
You already said you had stuff to do! Aren't you done doing your stuff?
No! [gets in van with six Coffini cans] I'm not done!
Well, could you be doing that's more important than this?!
Come on, dude. [drives off] You gotta do this for yourself. I can't do everything for you.
What buh—?! I've been doing stuff for myself all spring! I haven't needed your help all spring! Now that one time I do and you're not doing anything for me at all!
Yeah, that's right. I'm not doing anything for you. [hangs up, throws the cans onto the road]
I don't understand why I had to put on a suit for this.
Hush, Sherm!
[puts his hand on Mr. Maellard's shoulder as the park dome flies off into space] Don't worry. He'll be safe.
Guys? What's going on?
[everyone is complaining that they're in space now]
WHY AM I STILL WEARING THIS THING?! [takes it off and breaks it]
There's no cell service.
[whining] I need to call my wife, how am I gonna call my wife?! [sees that his phone has no service]
[watches the Earth far away] Be careful what you write in your dream journal, Eileen. You might just get it.
Oh, no! I'm lost forever! We're going to starve to death and die!
We gotta press the button again!
[grabs Rigby] No! We gotta calm-
[Rigby jumps off Mordecai and press the button]
[pressing the button while he's whining] GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! My high school graduate, I'm too young to die in space!
[everyone is still complaining]
Stop! [calms down everyone] Everybody, calm down. We've done this before guys. Last time we got trapped in the dome, we panicked. Right? But then we banned together and figured it out. We can't fall apart now. We are going to figure out how to get home. But we have to survive first. All we have to do is to make it one day at a time,
Mordecai is right, we'll handle this like we handle everything else, with a morning meeting.
[Mordecai observes the moon and Earth in the distance with Rigby lying down]
Dude, we're in space.
[chuckles] Yeah.
What if we're stuck here forever?
Might not be so bad. [Mordecai lies down with him] I mean, we basically have the park and all the stuff we normally have. Also, I've got Eileen! And you have… [Mordecai pauses for a beat] ...me! And we have space ships! Maybe this is how we become space pilots! Unless that timeline was destroyed, I don't know.
[sits up] Yeah, but we'll probably make it back to Earth. [both laugh out loud, Benson enters]
What are you two doing? No one's heard from you for two hours!
Sorry, Benson! We were exploring and then we found these space carts.
Yeah, and they were already crashed and stuff.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care! We have a plan now. Quit goofing off and get to the surface!
Aaah! We're gonna die! (Gasps) Drifting in space, no way in communicating with earth... Thanks for getting us stuck in space, Rigby!
You pushed that button, too!
Your hand was on top of mine!
I was just going with the flow!
Going with the flow? I'll show you going with the flow! [furiously shoves Rigby hard]
Ugh. Ahem. (smiles and punches Benson in the face in response)
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU RIPPER SCUM.
I guess we lumberjacked him up.
I see one guy who isn't jazzed.
So, we're being forced to do this?
Well, this is purely a volunteer mission to benefit mankind.
[frustrated] Well, I don't volunteer! [leaves the room]
That's different.
Why can't Benson see that this is going to be really cool?
He's afraid to try something new.
The park wouldn't be the same without him.
We gotta get him on board.
Cool, bunk beds.
Benson, check it out cool pillows.
Those pillows are not cool at all and neither is space.
Actually, Benson, I hate to disagree, but living in space is the definition of cool. I mean, I just got goosebumps saying that.
Um, again; basically kidnapped and forced to do this.
What's the matter, Benson? You can have top bunk if you want.
[sarcastically] Oh, the top bunk, now I definitely wanna stay in space. Muscle Man, what about Starla?
Starla would be proud, Besides, I know our love will stand the test of time. [holds up a picture of him and Starla signed "Our love will stand the test of time -Starla"]
Well, Fives, what about Celia?
Ditto. [pulls out a photo of him and Celia signed "Ditto -Celia"]
[agitated] I can't believe you people! Those scientists lied to us! MR. MAELLARD LIED TO US! UGH, I WANNA GO HOME!! [furiously storms out]
This is gonna be harder than we thought.
Here's your new jumpsuits. They got your names on 'em. Pretty cool, right? [Benson holds his jumpsuit]
No, not cool.
Harsh.
You should keep this anyway. I'm not staying.
Tuh… You still don't get it. You don't think this mission is important. Well, fine! We don't need you! All that matters is that we have a team that wants to be here.
This seems like a pretty important mission. You don't wanna experience that?
Come on, Benson, just stay with us!
I can't believe you are all fine with this. [scoffs, holds his clipboard] I mean, if this is a peaceful mission, why do we have to practice using weapons? Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk if you didn't have anything important for me to do? I had a good life and then you had to drag us up here!
No more questions! That's an order!
Why would I listen to you? I'm the park manager!
Well, I'm the colonel, which is about 100 positions higher than you!
[Col. Rawls snatches and chucks Benson's clipboard into the trash, incinerates like a black crumpled piece of paper; everyone gasps]
I'm done.
Oh, I'm done. [turns red] I'm done with all of this!
Then go, then! We can get a pod back to Earth for ya, quitter!
Sounds great! I'm out! [he walks out the office]
Shoot. I thought for sure that reverse psychology was gonna work.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Criminal Minds pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.