Well, find another problem with it! I—tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout! Something!
[incredulous] "Isn't jiving?!"
Rodney, you get my point.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CKCommander Kolya
You said this would work.
I don't know if you noticed or not but I'm an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work! [Kolya punches him]
The dots don't tell us much about who's who. How do we know which one's the Major?
LFLt. Ford
He'll be the dot getting rid of all the other dots.
LFLt. Ford
Anything I see moving is gonna get shot.
[concerned] So what if it's the Major?
LFLt. Ford
Then he'll get hit with a Wraith Stunner instead of a P-90.
What if he sees us first?
LFLt. Ford
He'll probably hear you first.
Are you telling me to shut up again?
LFLt. Ford
Again.
Nice work, Rodney.
Did you ever doubt me?
Yes. Several times.
Try to fly this baby in a straight line.
I am flying in a straight line.
[HUD comes up, showing that the jumper is zig-zagging]
Not so much.
Well, in space, all motion is relative.
He's aboard my ship.
What are you, Captain Kirk?! What good's it gonna do him?
I don't know, maybe he can hot-wire the thing.
If we're going to play the waiting game, the guy who's been around for ten thousand years is gonna win!
You need me to get off this planet! I'm the only one that can fly that ship!
I will use your dead hands to operate its controls!
[into radio] Hey, you. Over here. On the ground: the radio.
[The Wraith turns to spot the radio lying next to him on the ground]
[speaking aloud] The days on this planet are long, but the nights are cold. Sooner or later, I will have you.
I can’t hear you threatening to suck the life out of me ‘til you hit the button on the radio.
[After Aiden has managed to fail all his prime number guesses]
Lt. Ford, would you mind being the subject of research papers on statistical improbabilities?
LFLt. Ford
Is this some sort of payback for guys like me beating up guys like you in high school?
[during combat training]
You have not been practicing.
Yes I have.
If this was really a fight -
If this was really a fight, I would have shot you by now.
Just try to stay calm.
LFLt. Ford
Calm?! You told me I have a million tiny robots running through my veins whose only purpose is to terrorize and kill me. You stay calm!
[Major Sheppard is on his way in a Puddle Jumper to drop a naquadah generator converted into a bomb]
You'll only have 30 seconds to release it before it explodes, you need to get as far away as you can.
Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible. That's good advice, Rodney. Thanks.
[after Chaya delivers the message that Athar cannot help Atlantis]
Well, I think we both knew what you were going to say long before you even went in there.
CChaya
[unhappy] We prayed for Athar's guidance.
And what did Athar say? You're hiding behind your religion to justify your complete and utter selfishness.
Rodney -
If Athar existed she would be ashamed of herself.
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