You can build an A-bomb?
Major, most of my highschool chess team could design an A-bomb.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I built an atomic bomb for my grade six Science Fair exhibit.
LFLt. Ford
They let you do that up in Canada?
Yeah, then I was questioned by the CIA for six hours.
But we have something they need and they have something we need, and I thought that's what negotiating was all about.
Oh, well, it is. Personally, I stop short of offering nuclear weapons.
LFLt. Ford
They were building 'em anyways.
Oh, well if they were building them anyway, why didn't you just say so. You do realise that I originally sent you out for food?
I think we can still get that.
LFLt Ford
I don't see why not.
LFLt. Ford
I've never seen so much nothing.
And I've never walked so far to see it.
How much power are we talking about here?
In terms of joules or ergs?
In terms of lots.
Well, lots and lots. Enough to dial back to Earth.
[Sheppard has figured out that his welcome-home party is just a figment of his imagination]
You guys have been dead for years. Now, don't get me wrong, it's really nice seeing you. [points to a middle-aged woman] You too, Miss Watson.
LFLt. Ford
Sir—
[to Ford] She was my sixth grade teacher. [points to a young blonde] And I don't even remember your name, but I remember you wouldn't even date me!
It's like looking through a microscope at a cell culture and seeing a thousand dancing hamsters. It's impossible!
Rodney, you need to calm down.
No, no, what I need to do now is get very agitated because what I'm realizing is all this is a lie!
So none of this is real? [Truth dawns] The cute brunette, of course! I should have known! How do you go from, "You're a pig, but I like your cat," to "I missed you"?
The dead people were a dead giveaway.
Dead people? What were you doing?!
LFLt. Ford
How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?
I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question.
[The science team is trying to come up with a solution to a problem while being very short on time]
You're right. If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth - did you bring yours?
You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, McKay.
I'm always like this.
My point exactly.
The city can handle that?
Yes. Theoretically.
Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
[looks confused, since there is no "hierarchy" of theories] What? Um, somewhere between.
McKay will come up with something.
I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.
[Sheppard looks around]
Was anyone seriously thinking that?
[Weir, Teyla and the other scientist shake their heads 'No']
LFLt. Ford
No sir.
Never.
Wait a second, are these things even close to a transporter?
Uh... yes. Elizabeth's is.
And mine?
It's a brisk walk away.
And by "brisk" you mean "far"?
[nods] And by "walk" I mean "run".
SSoldier
Bacon.
OSOther Soldier
The one thing you wish you brought with you is bacon.
SSoldier
Hey, it's the food that makes other food worth eating
OSOther Soldier
You wish you brought bacon to another galaxy?
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