Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What my people value most is spiritual knowledge. What can your culture provide in that regard?
Earth's people don't share a single Spiritual belief - we embrace a number of different religions and philosophies: Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, Islam -
Hinduism ... Kwanzaa.
All I know is she's not who she's pretending to be.
You know this because…?
What, I'm not allowed to have intuition?
You? No.
Oh.
Word of caution? The whole "Captain Kirk" routine is problematic to say the least, let alone morally dubious.
What routine?
The romancing of the alien priestess? It's very 1967 of you.
According to the database, she's been in there for ten thousand years.
Ten thousand years?!
Doesn't look a day over nine thousand.
[Beckett is told to rouse his (very) elderly patient]
Ten thousand years… d'you expect her to dance a bloody jig?
Is time-travel possible?
Well, according to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, there's nothing in the laws of physics to prevent it. Extremely difficult to achieve, mind you – you need the technology to manipulate black holes to create wormholes not only through points in space, but time.
Not to mention a really nice De Lorean.
Don't even get me started on that movie!
I liked that movie!
The Puddle Jumper they escaped in must have been some sort of a time machine. It had to have an additional component built into it.
Flux capacitor!
...Yeah.
I died?!
You never gave up trying, right until the end.
[shocked] Well, a man wonders how he would choose to go out, given such dire circumstances. Now I know.
Trying to save the lives of others.
[smug] But ultimately failing!
[upon learning that Alternate John died]
[smugly grinning] Ha! Ah, the bitter taste of ultimate failure, hmm?
Well, if you’d just figured out how to fix the damn shield in the first place, none of us would have died.
[Alternate Weir smiles at their bickering]
I did everything I could, including valiantly attempting to save your sorry-
Gentlemen, focus.
[drinking coffee] I don't know what happened, it just stopped working. I got some little functionality back, it's still isn't doing everything it used to.
Yes, well, maybe if people stop insisting on having food and liquid in such close proximity to the TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD EQUIPMENT!
Hey! We're very careful! We're not the problem here!
[sarcastically] Ah, yes. Uh-huh!
[while Zelenka isn't looking, the technician touches the laptop, causing the Ancient screen to flash]
What did you touch?
Nothing! I didn't touch anything.
Ježiši, já s těma hercema nemůžu dělat! (meaning "Jesus, I can't work with these actors" in Czech)
Suddenly I feel so tired.
You're a scientist. Are you not used to this by now?
Ah, but my kind of science is the good kind of science. The kind you can do sitting on a chair or ... laying on a couch.
It's a layout of the Sudarian villages. The walls of this monastery have protected it for ten thousand years.
It's beautiful.
It is. [looks at him] And yet my eye is drawn elsewhere.
[Clueless and not getting the hint, Rodney looks around to see what she is referring to.]
Elsewhere?
[to John, Aiden and Teyla] I’m heading to bed.
Ah, which bed might that be?
Huh, what?
Think Allina might have a little crush on you, Doc.
She does?
It is very clear to us all.
It is?
To everyone but you, apparently.
I can barely make it to the main land and back without crashing. For the last time, I'm a medical doctor, not a bloody fighter pilot!
[Reference to Star Trek 's Dr. McCoy and his line "I'm a doctor, not a..."]
Look, someone get me a knife. [Genii just stand there] You all have guns, someone get me a knife.
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