W"Steve" the Wraith
When I am free, you will be the first that I feed upon.
[casually] Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[the sensors have discovered a powerful energy field]
You think it's worth checking out?
Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization.
So... you think it's worth checking out?
[sarcastically] I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good.
[the ship begins to shake violently]
[seriously] Okay, maybe not.
What are we going to tell them, Teyla? "Listen, kiddies, everything you believe is wrong, and trust us because we've been here for-" [checks watch] "-almost an hour!"
Let's play a quiet game. Let's see who can be quiet the longest.
CCasta
I'm not a quiet person.
That's not quiet. That's talking.
CCasta
Well, I'm not a quiet person. I talk a lot.
CCasta
You're mean!
Thank you for finally noticing. [gets mad and starts to shake Casta] Oh, you wanna go? You wanna go do you?!
FFord
Okay [picks up Casta] You have a real gift with the kids. You do birthday parties?
Rodney! We can't just visit planets, take away their defenses, uproot their cultures and bring ‘em all back here to Atlantis!
If they have a ZPM, yes we can.
Oh my god! How morally superior you must feel!
No, no, no, no, he just doesn't like going through the Stargate.
He's worse than Dr. McCoy.
Who?
The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.
You know we've been having these conversations for a couple of weeks now and I don't even know your name. You guys do have names right? Let me guess....Steve?
SWSteve the Wraith
I am your death. That is all you need to know.
I prefer Steve
C'mon, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?
I was already on an alien planet!
You do understand the Geneva Convention prohibits using prisoners for scientific experiments?
No offense, doc, but had the Wraith attended the Geneva Convention, they would have tried to feed on everyone there.
[ "Steve" the Wraith is on the jumper on his way to Hoff. He is smiling.]
LFLt. Ford
[to Steve] Hey man, this isn't supposed to be fun.
"Victory at all costs." That sound familiar, Major?
Churchill.
Aye. Never thought I'd disagree.
You know, if people could just learn to keep their secret underground bunkers locked…
Look, what you people do with your C4 is none of our business. We just need food. As far as your little secret down here goes…well, uh…
We say, "What giant underground bunker?"
You do realise that long term exposure to these levels of radiation is extremely dangerous?
CCowen
Our scientists tell me otherwise.
Well, they're wrong.
[nervously] Are we in danger now?
Oh, it would take days or weeks at these levels of radiation -- but I assume the Genii spend days or weeks down here?
CCowen
Many of our people have spent their entire lives here.
Their entire short lives. [To John] We'll be fine - just as long as you weren't planning on having children.
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