[After Weir reminds Sheppard of his status as Atlantis' military leader]
You do realize that could get us into all sorts of trouble, right?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Beckett is explaining that his innoculation uses a mouse retrovirus]
Well, are there any side-effects?
Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run on a small wheel...
[Weir interrupts McKay and Sheppard "testing" an Ancient shield]
I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
[proudly] I shot him. [Dr. Weir gives him a stern look] In the leg!
I'm invulnerable!
Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
[sing-song] IN - VUL - NER - ABLE!
Ok, take it off
Oh, you're just jealous.
Oh yes. Green with envy.
I wouldn't have thought you believed in ghosts.
I never used to, then I learned about things called Wraiths that can suck the life out of you with their hands. [raises hand, gestures demonstratively] What the hell is that?
He fainted.
Oh, there's got to be a better word.
"Faint" is the proper medical term.
[defensively] I passed out from... manly hunger.
Well, hang in there. [over radio] Dr. Weir, this is Sheppard. McKay's okay. [smirks] He, uh, he fainted.
[Beckett grins]
Oh yeah, that's very sympathetic. Let's all mock the dying man!
[about the transporter]
Apparently it's also an elevator.
Really?
We can stop taking the stairs everywhere.
[sarcastically] Oh, how nice for you all.
[lighting a candle] Teyla told the Athosian children that lighting a candle would help protect them.
And you're doing it because...
[beat] It's gonna get dark in here.
Hmm. [turns on his flashlight]
[about the entity]
It's coming. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Size doesn't matter.
That's a myth.
It'll fit. It traps the entity in subspace. You just just have to make sure it gets all the way in the containment vessel before you shut it off.
LFLt. Ford
Why'd you close the door?
So that when the Stargate shuts down and the forward section is severed, we're not directly exposed to space.
LFLt. Ford
Will it hold?
Like a screen door on a submarine. I just prefer hypoxia to explosive decompression. It's a personal thing.
[about the Jumper]
Is there anything I can do to help?
Stop talking, please.
Oh, I apologize for being the only person who truly comprehends how screwed we are!
Don't talk to me about screwed! And let's not give up on Markham and Stackhouse either. There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you've got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!
I'm sorry. It's just, um, I react to certain doom a certain way.
KDr. Kavanagh
I happily left the SGC. because I had had it up to here with the military running things; and you just busted me like a private.
Don't be so dramatic. Besides, the Air Force doesn't have privates.
KDr. Kavanagh
Neither do I. You just cut them off. Right in front of my research team.
That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?
KDr. Kavanagh
Well, humiliated would be a little more accurate.
I haven't worked up to humiliation yet.
[Rodney has one foot on the conference room table and is massaging it through his sock]
[Looking on in distaste] Could you please not do that here?
My foot is still numb, if you'll excuse me.
Well at least your mouth still works fine.
How could I possibly know that? What am I, Answer Man?
There's a command subroutine I've never seen before.
What is its function?
[exasperated] I don't know, because I've never seen it before!
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