JBJean Bon
What would you like?
Burger-- Big and juicy.
JBJean Bon
One burger-- Big and juicy. [gestures to Courage] What about him?
A small one, smallest you got.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where's my burger?
JBJean Bon
Coming right up.
Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Lulu, and thank goodness, it's not.
JBJean Bon's Wife
What a cute little dog. I could just eat him up.
JBJean Bon's Wife
I still wanna sink my teeth into that cute little dog.
No sir. Not getting out of this chair.
The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.
Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?
Stupid helicopter dog!
Hey! That's my washing machine!
Hey! That's my chair!
Get away from me! [goes back to sleep] Stupid dog. [Courage then bashes him repeatedly with Muriel's slipper; off-screen] OWWW! YOU ROTTEN DOG!
[Courage and Muriel are sitting on the porch]
Oh! There's Eustace with my slipper.
[Eustace, headless and carrying Muriel's slipper, walks towards Courage and Muriel]
[screams, then stops the iris out from closing] This still shouldn't happen to a dog. [The iris out closes on his nose] Ow!
This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System. We interrupt this program with an emergency tornado watch. This is an emergency. Watch for a tornado.
Oh, my! A tornado! We better get to the cellar! [finds herself stuck to her chair; grunting] Oh, my! I'm stuck! Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.
[reading the can] "Quick-drying Glue?!" Oh, no!
[after Courage makes Macaroni and Cheese] This stinks. I hate it this way.
What's wrong with it?
Less cheese. More macaroni. Less macaroni. More cheese! More cheese and macaroni. TOO MUCH MACARONI! Ooh, perfect! I hate macaroni and cheese.
FFusilli
How now, brown cow.
Aaaaah! The things I do for love.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. This is the worst case of boli-boli I have ever seen.
What?
No!
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
IEInstant Eel
Oh, Danny Boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.
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