Where is my Eustace? What have you done with my Eustace?!
BTBig Toe
Shut up, fat woman. You won't be needing your husband anymore, see?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Courage places a sample of a foot fungus on the CD-ROM storage drawer of the Computer's hard drive for analysis]
CComputer
YUCH! PTOOIE! Nasty! There's only one cure for that. Dog spit. Work up a good drool, baby.
[As the Hunchback, Courage's new friend, is invited for pancakes for breakfast with Courage, Eustace enters the kitchen and screams at the Hunchback. He and Courage gasp]
Oh!
Didn't I tell ya we got no place for the likes of you? Now get, and stay out!
Now, Eustace, he is Courage's friend.
That makes it worse!
Oh, Eustace, don't make such a fuss. Now sit down and eat your breakfast. I'll even get those little blueberries you like so much.
[A lonely Goose God lives up in the heavenly clouds above the Bagge farmhouse, desperately searching for a queen to propose]
[saddened] Empty. My heart is empty, and my clouds are full. [summons a lightning bolt and throws it at the windmill below, destroying it] A goose, a gander, a godly goosey gander, without love, is nothing but a fowl. [sadly sits in his throne chair] Without love, all of this is but puff and fluff and stuff. [honks in grief]
[Courage and Muriel come out of the house and place two flower pots on the porch]
The coming rain should do these flowers good.
[presses the horn on the truck's steering wheel while doing some repairs; annoyed] Darn horn.
[calling out] Eustace? It'll be raining any minute now. You should come inside.
[Up in the heavens, the Goose God gazes down at Muriel and magically blooms the flower pot with flowers by sending down a ray of light, falling romantically in love with her]
[devoted] Oh, pure and formless beauty. Oh, light, oh, sky, oh, baby's breath. You have grown solid. You have grown real. You have grown fat. You have grown real fat, and your name is…
Muriel? Muriel!
Muriel. If letters be in order, let them be in such order as to spell...Muriel.
Muriel! Where's my pliers?
I am filled, full, and dizzy. I am… a stuffed goose. [sighs] If I gaze at her longer, I shall be consumed. Has ever a Goose God gazed upon such unfeathered beauty, immortal flesh? Does a Goose God pursue a mortal woman? Does one who calls the clouds home love one who must floss? Does a Goose God love a Muriel? Eh, I'll give it a shot.
[hiding in a barrel, holding flowers and a box of candy] Flowers. Candy. They pale in the wake of her beauty. [throws them out of the barrel]
[Courage babbles to Muriel as he points to the Goose God standing outside the door]
Now, Courage, it's not polite to point.
Mortal woman, I am here to pronounce eternal love for you.
And you pronounced it perfectly.
You do not understand. I present to you an expression of my love. This gift. [magically summons an endless field of flowers and Courage growls]
Ah, that's sweet, but I'm spoken for.
Mm-hmm.
But thank you. I've never had an endless field of flowers before. It's very flattering.
[Goose God sighs sadly and erases the endless flower field]
Who was that?
It was an admirer who offered me a field of flowers and his eternal love.
Oh. You seen my screwdriver?
That goose better not try to take Muriel away. [growls] It's true.
One way or another, that goose has got to go.
[heading over to Eustace's truck after hearing the sound of its horn] Oh, I have found you! I have found my true love! I have found my Queen!
[stammering] No. I am not his Queen.
[lays on top of the truck's roof] Oh, speak to me again, my Queen. Make your sounds of love and longing.
[regains consciousness and seesGoose God taking his truck up into the heavens, proposing it as his queen] Heh? My truck!
[A few days later…]
[holding wedding invitations] Look, Courage. We've been invited to a wedding. The goose and Eustace's truck are going to get married.
[sobbing over the loss of his truck] I'm nothing without my truck! Come back to me, truck! Come back!
[Courage kicks the bathroom door open and he and Muriel find Eustace sticking his head in the bathtub drain while taking a bath]
Oh, my. I'm beginning to worry about you, Eustace. Tomorrow, we're off to see the doctor. That's all there is to it.
[Later that night… while the Bagges and Courage are asleep, the Black Puddle Queen rises from the puddle, enters the house, and walks upstairs to their bedroom, and rattles the doorknob, only to find that it's locked, and slips under the door]
[wakes up, screams, and hides under the covers] This can't be happening!
BPBlack Puddle Queen
[walks over to Eustace's side of the bed] Eustace… [picks him up and carries him outside the house and disappears into the puddle]
[walks up to the puddle; sighs] The things I do for love. [then notices the puddle is beginning to shrink] Hey, is this puddle getting smaller? It is getting smaller! I better hurry before it closes up!
[hugging Eustace] You're back! Oh, Eustace, you're back. Where have you been? [hits him on the head with a rolling pin]
Ow! What did I do?
SSnowman
The first frozen snowman. That's not too shabby.
That's what I tell him all the time. You stupid dog, you stupid dog. He don't do nothin' right.
[Muriel is lying on the sofa, coming down with a fever]
[feeling his stomach rumbling] Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers.
[checking her temperature] Is there a doctor in the house?
Ah, Courage, you're a dear.
Well, I… If you ain't feeding me, I'm going out to get me something to eat.
It would be lovely if you could bring me a scone from the Sweet Stuff bakery.
[growls] Okay.
Courage, could you go along? He always forgets to get the right thing.
Oh, I know I'm not going to like this. [Eustace ends up passing the bakery along the way] But, but, but…
Shut it. Got to get me a hamburger first.
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