[having had her true personality restored by Vision] Oh, hello, self. You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, but seriously, that sucked.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
"Feeling depressed? Like the world goes on without you? Do you just want to be left alone? Ask your doctor about Nexus. A unique anti-depressant that works to anchor you back to your reality. Or the reality of your choice. Side effects include feeling your feelings, confronting your truth, seizing your destiny, and possibly, more depression. You should not take Nexus unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life. Nexus. Because the world doesn't revolve around you. Or does it?"
[The Nexus commercial narration]
[Vision and Darcy are driving to Westview]
So if I understand correctly, my original code dates back to an AI called J.A.R.V.I.S.. But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide?
Correct-o
What am I now?
Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady, so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head and brought you back to life, but... what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex. [Vision's expression saddens] What I do know is I've been watching WandaVision for the past week, and the love you two have is real. You belong together.
[Monica tracks down Wanda to her house in Westview]
Wanda? Wanda!
What are you doing?
Wanda-
How did you get in here?!
Listen to me. This whole thing, it's about Vision-
[seething] Get out of my house!
Hayward was trying to bring him b- [Wanda grabs Monica and flings her out of the house, levitating her over the sidewalk]
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! THE DRONES! THE MISSILES! PIETRO! [laughs darkly]
What, Pietro? No-no-no-no, that wasn't us!
[snarling] ALL YOU DO IS LIE!!! [Wanda shoves Monica into the sidewalk. Monica lands on the concrete, her eyes crackling with energy as she gets back on her feet]
The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth!
[conjures energy in her hands] Careful what you say to me.
Do it then. Take me out. [Wanda's complexion falters, horrified by the suggestion] It's easy. That's where you and Hayward differ. He's going to burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. Don't let him make you the villain!
Maybe I already am. [Agnes looks out her window, investigating the commotion]
Wanda, you have to trust me.
I can't.
I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. I lost the person closest to me, too. The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me. And I can't change it. I can't undo it. I can't control this pain anymore, and I don't think I want to, because it's my truth. [There's a pause as Wanda processes Monica's words] Wanda- [Agnes walks over]
Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. Poor Wanda's been through enough.
This doesn't concern you. [Agnes puts her hands on Wanda's shoulders]
Oh yeah? Run along, dear. [Agnes begins steering Wanda towards her house]
Wanda, you have to take it down!
[points a finger at Monica] No! Don't make me hurt you.
Wanda, Wanda. You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The names Agatha Harkness, lovely to finally meet you dear.
[ from musical theme song "Agatha All Along!" ]
And I killed Sparky, too!
Official videoclip
EHEvanora Harkness
Agatha Harkness, are you a witch?
Yes, I am a witch.
EHEvanora Harkness
Yet you have betrayed your coven.
I have not!
EHEvanora Harkness
You stole knowledge above your age and station. You practice the darkest of magic
I know... I know nothing about these crimes. I... I swear it.
EHEvanora Harkness
Enough deception!
I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.
[The witches around her begin chanting in Latin]
Wait
[Chanting continues]
No. I cannot control it! I... If only you would teach me! Help me! Please! [To Evanora] Mother, please! Please! Mother!
[Evanora begins chanting in Latin with the rest of her coven. The rest of the coven end their chant and blast magic at Agatha]
[Agatha begins absorbing the magic blasted at her and drains the coven of their power and life force until Evanora is forced to join in and attack Agatha. Agatha pushes the coven away, by this point all of their life force has been drained and only Evanora survives]
Please, I can be good!
EHEvanora Harkness
[choking up] No, you cannot.
[Evanora once more attacks Agatha with all of her power but Agatha absorbs her life force too and Evanora falls to the ground dead. Agatha walks towards her dead mother, removes her broach, and flies off into the air]
[With a heavy Sokovian accent] Where are my children?
[mockingly] Where are my children? Oof! That accent really comes and goes, doesn't it?
Where are they? [Wanda attempts to use her powers but they don't work]
Oh, your magic's no good here. [uses her powers to restrain Wanda mid-air] Didn't you notice? Basic protection spell, one in each wall? No? Nothing? These are runes Wanda. In a given space, only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic. How do you not know the fundamentals?
When I sensed this place, the afterglow of so many spells cast all at once... Oh, I couldn't make heads or tails of it. [Grabs bug off the wall and begins chanting in Latin] Mind control, a classic. Quick incantation and a feeble psyche and you're good to go. [Agatha controls the bug onto Wanda's face, making her very uncomfortable] With thousands of people under your thumb, all interacting with each other according to complex storylines. Well, that's something special, baby. And of course, there's transmutation. [Chants in Latin, turning the bug into a bird] Years of study to achieve even the smallest convincing illusion. But Westview through your lens, Wanda... Every little detail in place down to the crown molding. You're even running illusions miles away at the edge of town. Magic on autopilot. What's your secret, sister? [throws the bird/bug into her pet rabbits mouth] Listen, I need you... Hey, Wanda, I need you to tell me how you did this.
I didn't do anything. I'm not...
[Agatha throws wanda around like rag doll]
I tried to be gentle, to nudge you awake from this ridiculous fantasy, but you would rather fall apart than face your truth. You left me no choice. What was it you said to your not-brother? Hmm? All you could recall was the feeling. You felt empty. Alone. Endless nothingness. Let's start there. It's been fun playing pretend for a while, hasn't it, Wanda? [chants in Latin and a door appears] But it's time to look at some real reruns. [Agatha lets Wanda go] Alright, let's go.
No.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you forget who's got your children stashed away in her bewitched basement? [Wanda hears her children's cries for help and she stands up] That's right
[regarding Wanda's memory of her parents getting killed]
Did you stop that bomb?
What?
You used a probability hex.
No, I... It just never went off. It was... It was defective. We didn't know that. We were... We were trapped.
For how long?
Two days.
Huh. So much trauma... and yet you were safe as kittens the whole time. So, what I see here is a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms and years of therapy ahead of her. Doesn't explain your recent hijinks. Where did you get the big guns Wanda?
[A new door appears]
I don't wanna go back there.
I know you don't, but it's good medicine, angel. The only way forward is back.
[regarding Wanda's memory of the HYDRA lab where she gained her powers] Ah. Wanda, the rebellious years. Quick question: your reaction to the bombing of your civilian apartment building and the murder of your parents was to join an anti-freedom terrorist organization?
We wanted to change the world.
So, little orphan Wanda got up close and personal with an infinity stone that amplified what, otherwise, would've died on the vine. The broken pieces of you are adding up, buttercup. I have a theory, but I need more.
[Vision finds Wanda in her bedroom at the Avengers Compound, lost in her grief over her brother's death]
Wanda, I don't presume to know what you're feeling. But I would like to know, should you wish to tell me, should that be of some comfort to you?
What makes you think that talking about it would bring me comfort?
Oh, see, I read that...
The only thing that would bring me comfort is seeing him again. [Vision falls silent] I'm sorry. I'm so tired. [Wanda wipes tears from her eyes] It's, it's just like this wave washing over me, again and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. And I ... It's just gonna drown me.
No. No, it won't.
How do you know?
Well, because it can't all be sorrow, can it? I've always been alone, so I don't feel the lack. It's all I've ever known. I've never experienced loss because I have never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?
[Regarding the memory with Wanda and Vision together at the avengers compound and the events of Age of Ultron and Infinity War] So, to recap. Parents dead, brother dead, Vision dead. What happened when he wasn't there to pull you back from the darkness, Wanda?
I can't do this anymore.
Come on, Wanda! You're on the precipice. You are right there! Tell me how you did it. [pause] Vision was gone. But you wanted him back.
I wanted him back. I wanted him back.
[Agatha and Wanda then enter a memory where Wanda is in the SWORD facility to reclaim Vision's corpse]
[Wanda barges into Hayward's office, seeking reclaim Vision's remains]
Wanda Maximoff. It’s an honor to meet you. Truly.
Who are you?
Director Tyler Hayward. I... understand you’re here to see the Vision, to... recover the body, that is. Is that right?
Well, I’m his next of kin.
I understand. I’d like to show you something.
And then you’ll give him to me?
Please, just come with me.
[He ushers Wanda over to a viewing gallery connected to his office, overlooking a lab. Down below, technicians are operating on Vision's dissected body]
What is this? Why are you showing me this?
Because you asked to see it.
[Wanda steels herself to look down into the lab again. She notices Vision's limbs and head have been separated from his torso, connected only by electrical wiring. One tech begins tracing the area around the crater in his forehead where the Mind Stone resided]
[shuddering] Stop...stop... stop it! [turns to Hayward] What... what are you doing to him?!
We're dismantling the most sophisticated, sentient weapon ever made.
Vision's not a weapon! You can't do this!
In fact, it is our legal and ethical obligation.
I just want to bury him! That's all I want!
Are you sure?
[bewildered] Excuse me?!
Not everyone has the kind of power that can bring their soulmate back online. [Wanda glares at him] Forgive me, back to life.
Well, I can't do that. That's... that's not why I'm here!
Okay. But I cannot allow you to take $3 billion worth of vibranium just to put it in the ground. So the best I can do is let you say goodbye to him here.
[fighting back tears] He's all I have!
[coldly] Well that's just it, Wanda. He isn't yours.
[Wanda turns to the window, and shatters it, showering the lab with glass shards. She flies down to Vision's remains. Moments later, several SWORD security guards show up and train their guns on Wanda]
Fall back. It’s fine. Let her see for herself.
[The guards lower their guns. Wanda walks over to Vision's head and tries to project energy into the crater where the Mind Stone originally resided]
[breaking into tears] I can't feel you. [softly] I can't feel you...
[Wanda finds Agatha holding her children hostage in the street]
I know what you are
Mom!
[Agatha tightens the strings around the children's throats]
[Panting] It's okay, baby. It's okay.
You have no idea how dangerous you are. You're supposed to be a myth. A being capable of spontaneous creation, and here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner.
Let go of my children!
Oh, yes, your children. And Vision, and this whole little life you've made. This is Chaos Magic, Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.
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