Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about the boys' grief over Sparky's death] The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.
It's too sad.
You can fix anything, Mom. Fix the dead.
[shocked] What?.... no.
[amazed] You can do that?
I am trying to tell you... that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. [chuckles] And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.
[Vision decides to confront Wanda about what happened to him at work]
I spoke with Norm.
...Oh?
I unearthed the man's suppressed personality and I spoke to him free of your oversight. He was in pain, Wanda.
Vision... [chuckles lightly] Listen, can we just--
What? Watch TV? Turn in for the night so you can change everything over again? No, Wanda. You can't control me the way you do them.
[meaningfully] ...Can't I? [walks out of the room as the credits start to roll] I'm going to bed!
No! We're not done here! [Wanda stops in her tracks] What is the Maximoff Anomaly?
The what?
I have to believe that this [gestures to the closing credits scrolling across the screen], whatever this is, was subconscious at first, and that you only recently became aware of it.
Aware of...what? [Wanda exits into the other room. Vision follows her, shifting back to his synthezoid form. The credits glitch out]
[angrily] Norm has a FAMILY, Wanda! He has a family and he can’t reach them because YOU WON'T LET HIM REACH THEM!
I don't know what you're talking about!
[levitates into the air] STOP LYING TO ME!!!
[levitates to match Vision] This! All of this is for us. So let me handle it!
[angered] What is outside of Westview?!
You don't want to know, I promise you!
YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THAT CHOICE FOR ME, WANDA!
[distressed] You've never talked to me like this before! [lowers herself back to the floor]
Before what!? Before WHAT!? I can't remember my life before Westview! I don't know who I am! I'm scared!
[fighting back tears] You are my husband. You're Tommy and Billy's father. Isn't that enough? [Vision lowers himself to the floor, allowing Wanda to take his hands in hers]
[glances out the window] ...Wanda, why are there no other children in Westview?
[scoffs] Oh, god! There are! Just stop it!
No, no. The playground stands empty every morning I walk to work. Why? Tell me, why-
[exasperated] Do you really think that I am controlling everything?! That I-I am somehow in charge of everybody in Westview?! I'm walking their dogs, mowing their lawns, getting them to dentist appointments on time?! I mean, I...[scoffs]...I don't know how any of this started in the first place!
Wanda, what you're doing here, it's wrong.
I...
It is wrong. [the doorbell rings]
I didn't do that. I...[seeing his look] You don't believe me.
Wanda, I want to, but at this point, I'm ignoring statistics entirely.
Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin' sister to death or what?
Well, you have fun tonight, darling.
What? What do you mean? You're all dressed and ready to go.
I'm undercover. Halloween is a bacchanal for adolescent trouble-makers, and the neighborhood watch is the only thing standing between the trees and the toilet paper.
Where do you keep your water balloons?
What? We don't have water balloons.
Well where are we gonna put all the shaving cream?
Oh?
It was Billy's idea!
I'm Tommy!
And don't you forget it!
Are you old Red Riding Hood?
I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.
Wow. That is so...
Rad!
...Lame.
Lame.
Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.
[regards Darcy] You work for me?
I actually don't know.
She's with me.
I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?
There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.
Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.
We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies.
So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.
We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.
Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.
Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. [Pause] Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.
Next house, Mom!
Junior entrepreneur over here! How 'bout you let your Uncle Pete maximize your candy acquisition, eh?
So lame. I can’t believe you’re making them return all the candy.
I can’t believe what a bad influence you are!
Who beefed in your borscht?
You know, he was the one...he had the...he had the skin thing.
You're testing me!
No I'm not!
You can't go back into the Hex.
Worst case scenario, Wanda removes my free will and puts me in ultra-low rise jeans.
[Vision has temporarily released Agnes from Wanda's control and is looking for answers]
Am I dead?
[reassuringly] No, no. Why would you think that?
Because you are.
[confused] Because I'm what...?
Dead. Dead! Dead! Dead!
Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation
[softly] How? No one leaves. Wanda won't even let us think about it. [starts chuckling] All is lost. [starts laughing maniacally]
Agnes... Agnes please calm down. Agnes! Please... [Agnes continues laughing maniacally]
[Vision traps Agnes back in Wanda's control]
I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.
Agnes Okey-dokey neighbor. [Agnes starts to drive away] Happy Halloweenie!
[being torn apart from leaving the Hex] Help! The people need help!
Hey, don't sweat it, sis. It's not like your dead husband can die twice.
Look, we've all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us? Intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created... [cut to fleeing S.W.O.R.D agents being swallowed up by the expanding Hex, filmed in mockumentary style with percussive heavy music]
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