I take power from the undeserving. It's kind of my thing.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
*bangs on a window* Wanda!
Don't waste your breath, babe! No one can hear you from in here! *strums guitar dramatically*
What is this stuff?
This is my man cave. Place to chillax, you know, while the Misses' is stirring up trouble.
Agnes doesn't live here, you do! You're... Ralph Bohner?
R"Pietro"/Ralph
Bohner, hehe.
Wanda. You've never been up against another witch before. Don't you know there's a whole chapter dedicated to you in the Darkhold? That's the book of the damned! [Agatha materializes the Darkhold] "The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, nor need of incantations."
I'm not a witch! I don't cast spells! NO ONE TAUGHT ME MAGIC!
Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It's your destiny to destroy the world.
[throws up her arms in exasperation] I'm not what you say I am!
Oh really?
[Wanda, Vision and their sons find themselves being ambushed by a combination of White Vision, SWORD agents, and Agatha]
Listen, boys. Your mother and I never really prepared you for this.
But you were born for it.
[The two Visions' battle takes them into the Westview library]
HVHex Vision
Why are you doing this?
WVWhite Vision
My programming directive is to "destroy the Vision".
[Their fight progresses, until Hex Vision gets White Vision in a chokehold]
HVHex Vision
But I'm not the true Vision. Only a conditional Vision.
[White Vision phases out of the chokehold. Hex Vision heats up the laser in his forehead, prepared to fire, but White Vision doesn't do the same]
WVWhite Vision
I request elaboration.
[The two Visions float around the rotunda in the center of the library]
HVHex Vision
You are familiar with the thought experiment the Ship of Theseus in the field of identity metaphysics?
WVWhite Vision
Naturally. The Ship of Theseus is an artifact in a museum. Over time, its planks of wood rot and are replaced with new planks. When no original plank remains, is it still the Ship of Theseus?
HVHex Vision
Secondly, if those removed planks are restored and reassembled, free of the rot, is that the Ship of Theseus?
WVWhite Vision
[frowns] Neither is the true ship. Both are the true ship.
HVHex Vision
Well, then, we are agreed.
WVWhite Vision
But I do not have the Mind Stone.
HVHex Vision
And I do not have one single ounce of original material. Perhaps, the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages. The wood touched by Theseus himself.
WVWhite Vision
I have not retained memories.
HVHex Vision
But you do have the data. It is merely being kept from you.
WVWhite Vision
A weapon to be more easily controlled. But, certainly, you are the true Vision, for you believe yourself to be.
HVHex Vision
That was once the case. But upon meeting you, I have been disabused of that notion.
About our deal, once cast a spell can never be changed. This world you made will always be broken. Just like you.
[Wanda has neutralized Agatha's magic by throwing up runes around the Hex]
Runes?
"In a given space, only the witch who cast them can use her magic." Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am.
[Wanda is saying goodbye to Hex Vision]
Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know: What am I?
You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. And mostly you're my love.
I have been a voice with no body, a body but not human, and now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?
[They look out the window to see the collapsing Hex wall approaching.]
We have said goodbye to each other before, so it stands to reason--
We'll say hello again.
[Vision and the house slowly start to dissolve and dismantle]
So long, darling. [dissolves completely]
[Jimmy is overseeing the cleanup of Westview in the wake of Wanda's departure]
Monica!
Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.
Where's Darcy?
Ah, something about "Debriefs are for the weak."
[The episode opens at the Katz Motel]
[parks his truck with Muriel and Courage in tow] This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation. [Thunder and lightning makes Courage scream and clings to Eustace. The family enters the lobby. The latter taps a service bell on the front desk thrice]
Welcome to the Katz Motel. I'm Katz. Would you please sign in? No dogs allowed.
But... but... [whines as Eustace brings him outside]
Oh my...
[Ties Courage's leash to a pole] KABOOM!!! [laughs, Muriel wacks him in the head with her purse] What did I do? Stupid dog.
Oh, Courage, don't worry, it's only for a short time. [kisses Courage before walking away] Goodnight, Courage.
Maybe a goodnight for you. You'll be in a warm bed.
[The scene cuts to a bathroom where Muriel mumbles a song while undressing]
[scratches his back] Can't wait to sleep in my own bed. Muriel. You hear me? (removes a part of the blanket to sit on the bed) Eh, what do you know? (lays on the bed and covers himself while mumbling quietly) ....bed... Ah. (starts snoring)
My loves, dinner has arrived. Oh, and by the way, your web is such a mess. Clean it up, will you?
Yay! (runs away, as the spider stops near the leash)
Finally, I can relax. (The spider gets closer to Muriel, then she notices it and screams)
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