I love you, Chip Skylark! I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding! First, I gotta find some friends.
Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You can watch this while I find someone who will perform a marriage ceremony between a crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage. To the Internet!
I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
Oh, that's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.
[Chip Skylark's Icky Vicky song]
V...I...C...K...Y... The sound of her name makes the little kids cry. AAH!
Hey Vicky, you're so, so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh, so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain how you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain.
Oh Oh Oh! A chick who's just plain mean. A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
Eeew!
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true; how we ever got the bad luck to be stuck with you.
Oh Vicky can we say one thing, it's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
LOOK CHIP! I found the only Justice of the Peace on earth who can marry a couple against their will!
[an astronaut is planting a flag on the moon, when Timmy floats past on a skateboard]
AAstronaut
Houston, we have another problem... Over.
CController
It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. Don't you ever call just to say "hi"? Over.
[Cosmo is riding on Timmy's back as he skates through a jungle, in a pastiche of Yoda and Luke in The Empire Strikes Back]
Learn to skate in difficult environments you must... because scared of gorillas am I!
Wow! Look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth! I mean...[looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Shred!
Hey! Vicky's totally cheating! I mean... [looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Cheating!
[explaining to Vicky why she can't do the "Timmy Tuck"] Timmy's small and nice; you're tall and weighed down with too much evil.
[refusing to give Timmy the crown] Oh, you want this crown? You got a better chance of some loser 12 year old waistory falling out of the sky and plowing me into the ground!
Here you go.
[seeing Chester crash] "Wow, his whole face hit at the same time! He must be really good!"
There's evil afoot...I mean, a-Chin!
Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! With thumb-sucking action! Yo!
I eat evil...for breakfast!
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