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Well, Bucky The Buck-Toothed Tooth Boy, that's where you're WRONG!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.
What about Wanda Ball?
I know that game!
Do you know I use a cinder block?
Didn't know that! [Wanda drops a cinder block on his head] Aah!
Who are all these gifts for?
Nobody. I just like making you work!
Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Is it time for my Christmas bonus?
DDad
Yep. This year you get to leave early!
I love the smell of Christmas in the morning!
It's ho-ho-horrible! As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"
[on a television in a shop window] As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!
Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!
What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?
EBEaster Bunny
He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!
In the closet?
CCowgirl
Merry Christmas! [Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile] Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!
Awesome!
I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!
[Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile]
[looks to camera] Well, that's inconvenient.
Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?
DDad
These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!
MMom
We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!
MOVE IT, TWERP! It's called 'Pay-Per-View'; which means if I don't view, THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!
Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!
Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.
Okay, then. I wish-
Or injured.
Then-
Or beaten...or dead.
Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!
Tuesday's apple sauce day.
[Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses]
Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
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