“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[tied to a giant hairy leg missile] Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!

[pointing to his kneecap] Don't make me use this!

The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?! He'll save me, right?!

The Crimson Chin

Stupid ketchup!

Well, uh... besides, I'm not in any real trouble, right?! If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!

Stupid ketchup!

The Crimson Chin

By my mother's mandible - I say NAY!

He's my hero!

[holding a hero sandwich] And this is mine! [attempts to squeeze ketchup while shaking it up and down, but can't] Stupid ketchup!

I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.

Isn't that a rap song?

[gives himself some rap clothes] Word! [gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl]

Dogs have a better sense of smell. And they can see in black and white. And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!

So can I. I'm just polite!

[sing-song] I married the smart one!

[sing-song] And I married the...well, he's cute, right?

Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o! I'm gonna call up all my old friends [leafing through book] Lessee, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda with a star beside it, Panda, no that's "Wanda" with a smudge on the 'W'. I...I...I miss Wanda!

Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. [starts typing] It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...

Vicky

Here's a physics lesson, Poindexter. Undies plus gravity equals WEDGIE!

Aw! Goat love!

They say it's the most honest love there is!

I'm doomed!

Well, you've lived a good life, right?

I'm only ten!

I said good, not long!

Well, son, I'd have to do this: [screams like a female] Hypothetically, of course.

[to a gray blob] Are you Timmy?

No. I'm Chet.

[to another gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I'm Dominic.

[to the first gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I just told you! I'm Chet.

I hate this wish! I can't tell which blob is our blob.

Is this your ball on our lawn, and your gray on our gray?

Dr.Bender! Wendell! You're big gray blobs just like me!

Actually we're the grayest and the blobbiest.

But everyone's exactly alike!

That's where you're wrong, little, not so gray boy! In fact, only blobs as gray and blobby as we are can have a gray ball as fun as this. Now beat it!