“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!

No, no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

Go to your room and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property...or welding skills...whichever comes first!

Now it's time for Scary Stories From The Future! In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.

Far out!

But nothing to watch!

AAH!

The system's trying to take him prisoner!

We're all prisoners...on the inside!

I love you!

That little Billy Gates and his crazy ideas.

[as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom! I'm Dad. Will you take this; go out with me; marry me; and someday have a boy with a silly pink hat?

Okay. I'll come by your house later!

[as Young Dad] Groovy! If I'm asleep in a tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race, in excruciating detail!

Okay. [wanders off]

This is me graduating dictator college. And this is me taking over the world - with smiles! And this is where I'd put a trophy- IF I HAD ONE!

I hate everything! I hate cats, I hate this day. I'm going to bed...which I hate!

You're such a Mama's boy!

I'm not!

[turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!

Hey! You made me make a poopie!

Let's get something straight! I'm not bright! Big words confuse me! I have the attention span of a rodent! But Wanda loves me anyway. She makes me happy and THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!

It's not working! He's falling in love with her again!

Well, where's the dough? You know, as the god of love, I love cash.

And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.

[frustrated] At this rate, I'll never get home! [grabs one of Cupid's arrows] I'll just make them fall in love, and sort it out later.

[spots a nickel and ducks] Ooh! I spy a nickel!

[arrow hits Cupid] You know, Mama Cosma, there is something I love more than money: YOU! [Mama Cosma screams as Cupid chases her]

I'm sorry I yelled at you puddin'. I promise I won't do it unless you really mess up again.

Like I will tomorrow?

It's a date.

Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?

[blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited! What is it? What is it?

Open your eyes!

It's a blindfold! Oh, I've always wanted one!

The Crimson Chin

Great jaws of justice! Spatula Woman!

But that's just a geek in a costume!

The Crimson Chin

My powers...gone! There must be some sort of Chintonite in this facility!