You're looking good, son.
Thanks. Now, what do you say we show these Park scums the meaning of revenge?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The park.
Our home.
(sheds a tear) All is lost.
Thomas, stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already! (turns to Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr.) Kid's worthless am I right?
(Thomas yells and throws coffee at Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.'s face. Enraged, he kicks Thomas off the freeway)
EEveryone
Thomas!!
(as Thomas falls to the ground, Gary's car swoops off after him, with Benson and Rigby still on the back. Pops, Skips and Mordecai watch over the edge)
Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now. (the villains gather) We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. MINIONS! BEHOLD!!! (holds up a crude drawing of him, thinking it's the contract)
BMBlonde Man
(with a British accent) Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face??
GJGBF Jr
Huh?! A fake?
Hey, losers!
(Gary's car floats up from below the freeway. Thomas is clinging from the edge of the trunk)
Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face! know what I'm sayin'?
GBGarrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. & Sr.
NO!!!!!!
(Thomas signs the last missing spot and the paper glows yellow around his name. The contract takes off into mid air and flies to the portal, closing it. The freeway begins to crumble and crack as the villains fly back to where they came from, followed closely by the bits of destroyed freeway and unless they can hold on, the park workers, too. The Fergusons stand on the last remaining piece of freeway as terror reigns around them)
Junior! You just broke the universe record for disappointing your father! AUUUUUGH! (explodes)
(falls to his knees) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)
THOMAS DID THIS!?
Hey! He's passing a movie theatre, Driver, Stop the bus! Let us off, Stop the bus!
[The Bus Driver just ignores her and turns up the music]
Ugh!, Mordecai the bus isn't stopping!
PGParty Guy 1
[elder voice] You can't stop now, the party's just getting started.
You don't looks so good man.
Yeah, How long get been here?
PGParty Guy 1
15… minutes. [He then disintegrates, and the 4 scream in shock]
[elder voice] Why did you put it in reverse?
[elder voice] It was the only thing I could think of!
[He looks at his hands, returning to the gang's real age] Guys, look!
We're getting younger!
[But the de-aging doesn't stop, since the bus is still in motion. The gang starts shrinking, turning them younger until they're kids again]
[younger voice] We gotta get off this bus!
[younger voice] Guys look, an emergency hatch!
[Eileen points at a hatch in the roof]
[younger voice] Come on, everybody up!
[Rigby opens the hatch. Mordecai lifts everyone on top of the bus, but when Mordecai finally gets out, he notices they all have turned into babies]
RMRigby/Margaret/Eileen
[younger voice] Now what?
[younger voice] We gotta jump! [The gang holds each other's hands, and then they all jump off of the bus, giggling] We did it! We got off the party bus.
MRMordecai/Rigby/Margaret/Eileen
[younger voice] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[They all pop out of existence]
Dude, that story was lame!
Yeah, Benson, we're not even that dumb!
It's my story! I'll tell it how I want it!
Listen up, everyone. I got a story about Benson.
No, you don't! No more stories, Rigby!
TTTow Truck Guy
Party is just up ahead, chief.
Ha! See? Great. We're almost there.
Yeah, totally great. That means there's enough for me to tell the story to chose how dumb Benson is!
No, there isn't! Story time is over, Rigby!
Once upon a time, Benson was so dumb!
No stories!
Aw, what?! We didn't survive the crash?!
I guess not.
(Turns red) UNBELIEVABLE!!!! RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't fire me, I'm dead! Whoo! Party!
Margaret, your pie....ugh....your pie....it was the worst pie I've ever seen. Somehow it was burned AND raw. It tasted like barf!
Sorry, Margret. Pops, your pie was the best. You're the clear winner.
What about you? I think it's time to put you back in the trash.
(turns red) Mordecai! Rigby!
Whoa, Benson, we're sorry!
At least we didn't give up, right?
UNBELIEVABLE!
Look, we judged the pie contest.
You're just mad we didn't quit and now you can't fire us.
Oh, can't I?!
MRMordecai & Rigby
No, you can't.
Yeah, I guess you're right. (Gives M&R litter picking supplies) Clean up this MESS or you're FIRED! (Walks away)
You think there's any pie left?
If you wanna hear some real drumming and not some artificial garbage, I'll be performing the legendary solo right before the concert.
Punching the walls isn't gonna grow it back! Trust me, I've tried.
(Quillgin gets up from the bridge and looks at the other side, angrily)
QQuillgin
NOOOOOO!!!!!
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