Oh...my head.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
No more sugar.....
No sugar? You're loss, grandmas. Woooooh! More for me, bro! (Stuffs glazed donuts in his mouth) You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free donuts? (Muscle Man gets sugar high, and drops the donuts.) (Jumps around, floats in the air) MY MOM! MY MOM! MY MOM! MY MOM, MY MOM! MY MOMMY, MOMMY, MOM! MY MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY , MOM EEYEEEOOOWWWWWW...!!! ( He completely disappears.)
[looks in the box] Hey, where's my whole wheat donut?!
So, what did you guys think?
Yeah, you know, it was pretty good.
I think I'm gonna like the remake better.
They don't call it Crime Town for nothing, baby. (Mimicking machine gun sounds)
Well, I'm glad you liked it. I missed all the best parts 'cause you were trying to talk to me.
Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about. Like I said, it wasn't me.
Whatever.
You're really gonna load up on desserts after that chili dog incident?
(Mordecai walk to Margaret's car, and looks around for his personal item which turns out to be his wallet, Margaret has followed him to the car to check up on him) What's up?
I can't find my wallet.
Oh, let's see... (She also joins Mordecai in the car, helping him look for his wallet, then she leans over the seat) Did you check the glove compartment?
Yeah, I checked there... (They realize that they are close to one another once again) already...
Oh, ha...
Ha. (They stare at each other, Mordecai gulps, and leans in with Margaret joining in, and they kiss. Then Margaret opens her eyes and looks disgusted, and pushes Mordecai away) Oh, sorry, I shouldn't…
No, it's fine. It's just…
What?
Your breath is really bad.
Ahh! Oh, my gosh. (Reaches for the door handle to get out of the car)
Wait, no! It's...
I'm sorry! (He exits out of the car to run back into the house) I'm sorry!
Mordecai!
(Talking to Eileen) Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes, so...
(Runs to the door and goes inside) Morde-shakes are cancelled. Good night, Eileen.
Wait, what?
(He grabs Rigby's arm) I need to talk to you. Come on!
Whoa! (Mordecai runs inside the house grabbing Rigby, and the door closes)
Uh, good night?
Seriously? You didn't check first?
I was in the moment.
(Takes out a pack of mints) You gotta pack a mint, bro.
Ugh! That was our first kiss, and I blew it! I'm never gonna be able to face her again. I wish I could just take it back.
Sounds like you need a time machine.
Ha, yeah, I wish.
What happened?
I didn't touch it.
Man, must be kinda glitchy.
That's what you get for $15.
Hey, but it worked! I can't believe it! Let me see it for a sec. Go back two months ago. (Rigby teleports two months ago and teleports back) Ha-ha! Awesome!
Dude, quit fooling around! Okay, what's the fast way we can fix my bad breath in the past? So that when I kiss Margaret, it's not bad.
I told you, man, mints.
Okay, yeah. We'll go back earlier in the night and just give my past self a mint. Two hours ago.
(groans) Why wouldn't I just take a mint?
I don't know, man, but you wouldn't even need a mint if you hadn't eaten that chili dog earlier.
That's it! I'll just stop myself from eating it.
Wait, if we remove me from the past, does that mean I'm gonna disappear?
I don't know. I'm not an expert on time travel! Just tell him what's up?
Well, I guess he's smarter than you somehow.
Aww, great. Well, that's it, then. We lost the time machine. I can't believe I have to live with this kiss.
Never say never, man.
I didn't say never.
Who's your best friend?
What are you talking about?
Hello? (opens the door) Benson, hello? (knocks again) Is anybody here? [phone rings] Hey, Mom. Yeah, it's my first day at my new internship. No, I'm looking for them right now. Yeah, yeah, I met everybody yesterday and they all seem really cool. Yeah, it's gonna be a really easy way to get three credits. (explosions) Mom, hold on! (runs outside)
That's right. I'm the son of universe renowned gaming champion Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.!
Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?
No, it's because you blew him up! You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?
But that wasn't our fault.
Yeah. It was just a side effect for getting schooled so hard.
Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.
Good one, dudes.
Get ready for a universe serving of revenge!
Father.
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