[Enters Muscle Man's Trailer] Muscle Man, the rival park is pranking us again. We need you!
You got the wrong man, I don't do that anymore.
But we're getting destroyed!
Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't prank anymore.
I can't believe this! You're just gonna let them destroy the park?!
[Stands up and points at Benson] Whoa! Back up, bro! I almost killed a man. A park, that's just land. You can replace that any day of the week, but a man's life, that's forever.
It's over, Benson. I'm done.
[Sighs] Thanks for nothing.
As you guys may or may not know, it's Pops' birthday tomorrow. I was planning on getting him something nice from the arts and crafts fair last Saturday, but... nothing really stood out. Has anybody gotten him anything yet?
Why am I not surprised? [pulls cap off of marker] Ideas? Anybody?
How about one of them Jeff Forgeman grills?
That's actually not a bad idea, but Pops has been watching his cholesterol. Doctor's orders. What else?
How about we get him some new gardening tools?
Well, maybe. It's just, he gets new gardening tools all the time.
What about some horseback riding lessons?
Please tell me you're joking.
Well, no. Isn't he into that?
Don't you remember? That's the exact same gift we got him last year.
Don't "pshh" me! I don't hear you coming up with anything.
Yeah, but at least I didn't say the same thing that we got him last year!
[The Park gang stop the Capicola Gang at their tracks]
Give us back our dice! We won 'em fair and square!
BL Bear Leader
There's no way you're getting these dice. Now get outta the way before somebody gets hurt!
What could you possibly want with fuzzy dice?
L Louie
Well, 10 years ago, we knocked over at big city jewelers, and we made off with millions worth of uncut diamonds. [points to the dice] And those diamonds are in those dice.
BL Bear Leader
[thwacks Louie in the face] Shut up, Louie!
I remember reading about that! That was you?
BL Bear Leader
Yeah, that's right. We've been laying low for 10 long years waiting for the statute of limitations on grand theft larceny to run out. And it was supposed to end tonight at midnight.
Mm-hmm. Until you clowns came along and ruined everything.
Can't we just have the dice without the diamonds?
BL Bear Leader
It's too late. And you know too much.
[firing her gun at the FBI] Eat lead, sucker!
If you pass them out before the meeting, you're fired, got it?
Good. Now what do I just tell you?
Get the donuts and don't pass them out, or else we're fired.
Oh, and you want a whole wheat donut.
Good. Maybe you are ready for more responsibility. Now go get the donuts.
MR Mordecai and Rigby
(Gets out of chairs and start rapping ) D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts, donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d--
[annoyingly yelling] JUST BUY THE DONUTS OR YOU'RE FIRED!
(Stops Rigby) Wait, dude.
(Slowly) Oh, no, bro! I Gotta go to the meeting!
Oh, it sounded like a gown of meat!
Ahh! There aren't any donuts left!
Benson's not gonna like that.
No, he's not. We have to go back to the donut shop.
Everyone eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!
SP Skips, Pops, Mordecai, Rigby
Uughhhhh....
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