Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?
Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.
Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh look, A flipper.
It's a spatula, stupid.
I love pancakes!
Shut up and pour, lumpy.
If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.
Ok.
Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion.
[laughs] Marion?! That's a girl's name!
[Ed is dreaming]
1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12...
Ed! [Ed is hit 3 times and wakes up] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time!
[answering the telephone] Hello? [gets sprayed]
Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?
Who stepped on a duck?
I say we test it.
Test it?
Like, mustard?
A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!
It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead.
[eating one of Edd's shoes] How long have you been a size 2?
Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor.
Sounds like another symptom to me.
CURSE THIS LACKADAISYCATHRO DISEASE!!
[Edd takes his clothes off as he sweats in a weird way while holding the boomerang]
This ain't right!
[takes his shorts off] Right on.
WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
[loses the boomerang] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!!
Do something, will ya?
I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick.
And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are whizzes at stuck fingers.
NO, WAIT! ED!
We're sinking!
Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats!
Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.
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