Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Gadzooks!! Do you see any jawbreakers? I certainly don't?
They're all gone! Say it ain't so Double D!
I'm afraid we're too late, Eddy?
Come out, come out, wherever you are
This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later.
You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin.
Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya.
Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?
Yep.
Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?
Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.
Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?
Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...
Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?
...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts!
Hey monobrow, give me a push will you?
Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. Hey, hold it one darn second there.
This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake.
I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us.
Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away!
Man, this is stupid.
What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys.
Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle.
I hate cribbage. I'm just a kid.
[chuckles] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years.
90 years?!
Baby go wee-wee. [he and Edd laugh]
What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?
What's this about you givin' stuff away? How am I supposed to compete with that?
My school supplies! Gone! Pillaged! Plundered! It can't be! IT CAN'T BE!
A highlighter pen?" "How am I supposed to take notes with a highlighter...
"Double D, can I have your hat?"
Oh sure, why not! Why would I need a hat when school is now totally out of the question! Wait! You still have it, don't you? From your parents, yes? The back-to-school-sale coupon?
Haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Double D. All I got is a back-to-school-sale coupon from my parents.
That stupid thing's worthless! The signs are as clear as the gap in your teeth, sock-head. School ain't meant to be. 'Cause it's Summer baby!
Edd: "Ed, please! I beg of you! I can't be at an academic disadvantage!" [Ed accidentally head butts Edd] Ouch. Without my school supplies, my grades are sure to plummet! That coupon you're flossing with can procure the supplies to cross that desolate desert of scholastic learning!
Oh puh-leeze.
Sounds good to me, whatever you just said!
Quickly, Ed! We have shopping to do!
Oh c'mon, guys! Forget school, will ya? SUMMER AIN'T OVER!
[Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]
Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall.
You wouldn't dare!
[Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth]
What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary?
Ed's cramming for the spelling bee. [Eddy stuffs pages into Ed's ears] Feeling smarter, Ed?
[spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What?
Have you ever had one of those days, Ed?
Every day of my life, Double D.
This Bubble Bathbel is a smart guy.
It's Bobby Blabby, idiot.
Better spill the beans, Mr. Editor, or you're paper pulp.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Who wrote this stuff?
Miniature aliens? Hairy legs? Lost cities and spandex bicycle shorts? Who indeed is this Bobby Blabby? Eddy? Care to explain?
What? Uh... couldn't tell ya. Sounds like a jerk.
You dropped your loot, Bibby Boo-boo.
IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! Oops.
Hey! Let me go! Untie me!
I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D.
The nurse thanks you, Eddy.
Oh Yeah? What for?
For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.
Oh no you don't! Not me!
Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.
Mommy.
Sweet.
But... No! Don't do it! I'm too young!
Needle!?
[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up the lollypop]
I hate Needles!
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