A moment please, read a magazine or something.
Read a magazine? I would if I knew where Ed hid 'em.
Oh. You read those?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Bon appetite.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
[Ed served himself as the turkey naked]
Ed, you were supposed to use a real turkey!
Stuffing, anybody?
Idiot!
Sarah has trusted me with the money, so fudge I must buy it with.
But how can something so bad taste so good?
Stay Back as Rolf's Momma pickled cabbage... SILHOARM!
Oh, man! [Rolf hits the target with the hammer, sending Eddy flying] MOOOMMYYY!!!
Please ask Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd.
What have I done?! I've actually created a monster!
[As Edd tries to convince Eddy to help him free the kids, the Ed monster appears]
What? [he takes out a jar to collect fees for freeing the kids and saliva drips into the jar] No skin off my bones. Who's first?
[Eddy notices that his jar is filled with drool and looks up to see the Ed monster looming over him. But before he can be eaten, Edd pulls him out of the way]
HE WANTS THE SKIN OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE D!!
KIDS!! KANKERS!!!
[Eddy is on the driveway, jingling his change. He looks in at the coins.]
"I'm a sap for ya. You know that, don'tcha?" [Someone taps his shoulder] "Yeah yeah, the line starts over there." [The finger taps again.] "Hey, how 'bout I stick my foot right..."Hello."
"What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?"
"Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Nazz?" "Bazooka-chin Kevin, right?"
"No way. It's Customer Appreciation Day at the candy store, and they're giving away jawbreakers for free."
"FREE? YEEHA!"
"But you better hurry. The store closes in 10 minutes."
Ed! Eddy! Help me! [He is clinged to the ground by May’s teeth] Wait, Please, you don't understand!
You missed two of them, May.
Yeah, but at least she's got the cute one.
DOUBLE D! EDDY!
No time, Ed! Jawbreakers!
BOBaron O'Beefdip
Now eat your mattress.
Yum.
Excuse me, Ed, but is this your- GOOD LORD MAN!
[As he finishes swallowing his mattress] That hit the spot.
Nice try, Double D.
Stop, Oh Please No!
Okay, Double D, you can come out now.
[screams]
This is the best day, no Ed, Edd or Eddy. Halluelah.
Have Mercy, depraved sibling!
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