What happened to the stairs?
My parents took them down because I am grounded.
That's disturbing.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What could be more important than Master Eddy?
COOKIE DOUGH!
They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.
[sarcastically] Oh, boo hoo. I hurt Rolf's stinky fish ball.
It's not the fish ball, Eddy! You hurt Rolf's feelings!
[Jonny's head is stuck between two branches]
Jonny, not again.
Yep, this happens to me a lot, Double D.
Didn't you learn from your past mistakes? I mean, it's just common sense.
I guess not.
Is this thing supposed to be dead?
The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uh...
Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents.
Sold!
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Who's complaining?
[repeated line] Nincompoop!
[chanting] Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk-
We hate broccoli!
[Pause]
Ain't gonna work!
I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment, ouch.
What's with that? I did everything my dad does. How come he sells stuff? Maybe it's the tie.
Well, it certainly couldn't be the fact we manufactured the biker from HAND-ME-DOWN KITCHENWARE! Ten hours of hard work, and for what?
To fleece the masses.
Check's in the mail, Ed.
[Eddy is fighting Sarah and Jimmy over the balloon]
Gimme that balloon, Sarah!
Gimme, Gimme never gets!
What happened to my head?!
It is so puny!
This is worthy of a noble prize!
What'd ya do to me, you quack?!
Quack? I am Rolf.
You're a quack! Quack, quack quack!
I am not a duck. I am Rolf.
How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?
What?
My turn for shrinkage, Rolf.
Fix me!
Tell me.
Shrink me!
Stay back!
Get him! Wait till I get my hands on you! Fix my head, ya quack!
He's Rolf.
Where did you exhume this from, Ed?
Brick-a-brack from right under my bed, Double D.
Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempts to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail.
Napkin please.
I should've known better.
[to Jimmy] Are you unconshi, unconshy?
Unconscious, Eddy.
Dead from the neck up?
Could you pull my finger, Rolf?
No.
[Ed cries]
Man, Nazz looks awesome today.
I wanna write Nazz a poem, and I hate writing.
Double D, my tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside.
That's nice, Ed.
I feel like the Nazz on the back of my Nazz is standing on Nazz.
That's nice, Ed.
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