It was horrible! [fake coughs] Did I say it was horrible?
Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! [makes chewing sounds]
Rolf has seen this meatball. It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night.
[Cut to Sarah and Jimmy]
You stay put here, Jimmy. I'll get some kids to help me carry you to your room. And don't forget to drink, you need to keep your fluids up.
You forgot the straw, Sarah. [an acorn falls into his drink] An acorn. Hello, Mister Squirrel. You're cute.
[Cut back to the Eds and the kids]
You're so brave, Eddy. Is there anything we can do for you?
The fact that I'm surrounded by all my friends is all I need.
You're just a big faker. Jimmy's the one who is really hurt.
Come closer, my child. You tell Jimmy he's out of his league.
[in the backyard, he has been crushed by a tree] Sarah! Owie!
[gasps] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's in trouble!
Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? Where's my attention? I was attacked by a meatball.
Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.
What are you talking about, man?
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.
[Eddy crash-lands on Rolf and Kevin]
It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!
Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.
[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!
What planet are you from?
See? This is Mommy's note, and my exact copy. Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference.
And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?
Dare to compare. [shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents]
Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
[As one of Ed and Eddy's sticky note pranks, Edd has to get a cup of sugar from the Kanker sisters]
Hello? Oh, I-I was going to-
Oh yes...C-Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar?
He wants to share condiments.
Marie, grab him before he runs away.
This is better than cable.
And I thought today was gonna be a write-off. Get it? Write off? [the cup flies overhead] I can't stand it! [laughs]
[Edd crawls by, hiding inside his hat]
Oh no! They tore off Double D's head!
IT'S THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! I can't go on. There's only one solution; I'll just move in with one of you.
Move in with me! Move in with me!
Yeah, Lumpy could use some company.
We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom.
Hey! How'd you guys get inside my wall? [to Plank] What's that? Plank says take a hike or we'll call the cops.
Hey, Plank! Ever took a tour of a toothpick factory?
[After Eddy's made-up story]
"The square root of a piece of pie"?
Pure fiction, Eddy. Your exaggerated tale could only be described as cockamamie.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I have never heard such language.
Don't stop now! What happened next? What happened next?
Stupid sockhead and a babbling dweeb who can't lift a butterfly. I wish I was as good-looking as Eddy.
Boy, this story stinks. Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite.
Open a window, Jonny, and get some air.
[In Ed's story, the giant mutant Kankers fuse their heads into one]
Ed, your story's getting weird.
[Hearing the noise]
I don't have a good feeling about this.
I don't have any feeling at all.
Wow, China! Just like in the cartoons.
It's Sarah! We're so doomed! Help me, guys! She'll tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and he'll say "Not now, I just got home from work."! I'm not in my happy place, Eddy!
[Edd drops Mr. Yum-Yum on the 'Q']
Nice job, Double D. It looks just like a 'Q'.
Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere on the line you've lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential. [Ed munches on a dog biscuit] Is that a doggie treat?
What's the rock for, Double D?
[drops the rock on his foot] MY FOOT!!!
Let's tickle them till they wet their pants.
Well, let's not jump to anything rash.
Fools! Evil Tim has beckoned you all! For you will all pay with your brains!
Brains? What're we gonna do with brains?
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