[Edd and Eddy are sleeping in Rolf's bed]
Turn out that light!
Ah, yes! Sorry, Ed-boy!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!!!!!!
Why don't you Kankers get lost?
And forget about any lovey-dovey stuff.
KKankers
Lovey-dovey.
Ed, you dolt.
What's a trailer doing on my- TRAILER?!
One plus one equals one on a bun.
Hit the road. [flicks a spider off the doorknob. It falls off, rolls across the floor and falls into a hole]
Tell me that didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
[repeated line] Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
[takes out a bottle of mustard from his jacket and squeezes it and a pencil pops up] Alley oop. Here's your mustard, Double D.
He asked for a pen.
He asked for mustard. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?
[Sarah and Jimmy enter Sarah's room]
After you, doctor.
Thank you, Nurse.
[The two catch sight of Edd slumbering on Sarah's bed]
AAH!
Double D, get out of my room!
I'm sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
Hmm. A severe case of exhaustion, don't you think?
I'm the doctor, and I say he's dead. He's worser than I thought. Let's operate.
Let's drive to the city, fellas.
We're too young to drive, Ed.
My dad has a shovel.
If we can't get to the city, then let's bring the city to the cul-de-sac.
I suppose I'd better find some tape.
Not to mention a duck.
Pigeons don't go 'oink', Ed.
I'm a gazelle. Oink!
[Jonny's house is destroyed after Ed broke the support beam]
You guys are in so much trouble.
Tell me about it, I lost my money.
Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home.
Yeah, right. They'll never catch [rips his shirt off to reveal his trapeze costume] THE FLYING EDUARDO BROTHERS!
You're still wearing that thing?
A suit, annoying? I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit?
What's with you? It was the most annoying thing I could think of.
My father wears a suit.
Exactly.
Well I suggest something a little more on topic. Anchovies. The person who invented this smelly salty fish dish should have been imprisoned for the rest of their life. [to Jonny] Open wide please.
I smell something fishy. [dodges]
Please, Jonny. [Jonny laughs and dodges again] Please, Jonny.
Plank says fish is– [Edd stuffs the spoon full of anchovies in his mouth and brushes his teeth with it]
I glued a block of wood to Jonny's foot.
Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot? And why these chains? And why the suit? Why Jonny?
Jonny. People really like it when you say WHY ALL THE TIME!
They do? Why? Why? Why? Why?
And people really like it when you poke 'em on the head.
Cut it out, Ed.
See? Eddy likes it.
Eddy, Eddy, It’s DODGEBALL ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
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