[Eddy somehow passes his hand behind the sun]
Didja see that? Weird. Oh well, can't beat em, eat em. [bites into the sun and it turns into a crescent moon] Not bad.
Jumping Jehoshaphat, who turned out the sun?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
OKAY I GIVE UP!! It's no fun being the last human. So can I be a bumblebee?
Eddy, you're the man with the scam. You're the big... Uh... [falls down the stairs]
[talking to Nazz] So if I join you at the party, can I be a tarantula? Or maybe a salamander?
Party? Wait! Hey! I'm stuck! Ed! Don't forget Cockroach Eddy.
Are they from this planet?
No. They're from the Land of the Dorks.
I think I swallowed a turtle.
What country are we in?
We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record.
Can I wear a dress again?
Room for one more!
Touch me with that broom and I'll tear off your eyebrow.
Hallo. I will be performing my country's traditional Dance of the Hairless Otter-
Next! No budget for subtitles....
Can I shave them?
Ed, you don't shave coconuts, you eat them.
Like report cards?
Um, Double D, what's this do?
That's just a coat hanger, Ed.
Oh. Mum's the word.
Nice little soiree, huh, Rolfy-boy?
You have an invitation, overdressed Ed-boy?
The crow caws at midnight.
And the cat sours the basil. Rolf would love to talk politics, but I must see your invitation.
No problem, stretch...Look! Who's that hairy beast eating all the dip?!
Nana?
Oh, cool. This reminds me of the movie "Zombies From The Deep Freeze: A cash cow". This is the part where we'll be torn to pieces, stuffed into ice cube trays, and frozen and used to cool their drinks.
Non-alcoholic, I hope.
[The kids have spotted Eddy's fake prize-grabbing machine].
Did it fall off a truck?
That's how my brother was born.
Prize grabbers are cool.
Whoa; that was fast.
Jib made you presents.
KKids
Presents?
I hate Jib.
[to Ed, about Sarah] If she told you to go jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head, and wait for naked photos of you to be developed, so she can hand them out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?
I had socks on, Eddy.
My place is the cat's tuxedo. [pets the cow] Right, poochie?
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