With good luck, the daily chore of applying fabric softener would become a thing of the past.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[hears the growling] EDDY!!! [jumps into Eddy's arms]
You're giving me a hernia, Ed!
It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!
Aah! Get off me, Ed! That's your belly.
I'm hungry.
We can go to my house and make some pizza.
I'll make the sauce.
I'll get in the way and make a big mess.
[feebly kicking Eddy] Where is Sarah?! I want Sarah! I miss Sarah! Give her back!
[to Ed, ignoring Jimmy] Let's get this over with...
[Last lines; after Jonny finds the four leaf clover and a $20.00 bill]
Hey! Uh. That's our luck.
That's always our luck.
[stomach growls] I'm hungry.
[The Eds have the opportunity to hide in a game of Hide-n-Seek. Eddy is heading over to his hiding spot with some food]
81.82.83.
24.25.26.
27.28.29.
[gets into a metallic bush, which is their hiding spot] Ha, this is the best hiding spot.
We can stay here forever.
At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.
[Eddy has an idea to get the kids to come out of their hiding spot]
[effeminate voice] Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh, somebody help!
Hmm. PLANK, YOUR MOMMA'S CALLING!
[The scene zooms over to a bush in which Plank pops up from it]
They must be cheating.
Look into the circley thing.
You crazy.
It's not working, Eddy.
Spin it, bean dip.
Thanks, Eddy.
Look at me. I'm a movie star.
I'm a TV star.
You've been cancelled. I'm a TV star.
Your techniques are incorrect, Eddy. To extract milk from a cow, you must use its udder.
I ain't touching that.
Take me to your leader!
Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed.
I can't Eddy, my mom says I can't fight girls.
[recoiling from the handwritten Prank Master card in Ed's hand] He's such a horrible printer.
You hold it, Double D.
But I have no idea where it's been.
[Last lines,; after unleashing the stink bomb throughout the Cul-de-sac]
[sniffs] Something smells good.
It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.
[dizzy] Yes, I stink, therefore I am. [faints]
Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.
[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.
Huh?
[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?
[blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!
We can't do it-
But Kevin sure can! [plays a bass drum 6 times]
[Ed bangs his head on trash can lids; Edd blows a noisemaker. The drum rolls away as Ed brings two lids, with Eddy in it. Ed moons, showing his butt with IN on his underwear, Eddy is standing upright with the K painted on his front body, Edd holds a sign EV]
Kevin!
[Edd realizes they spelled it as KINEV and corrects it. Kevin holds up a sign that says "Dorks"]
What's a fad?
When something insignificant becomes popular.
Right. And we know the Eds are way insignificant.
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