We're behind again.
Cheer up, Eddy. My mom always says fads go in a cycle. In another ten years, we'll be back in style.
I'm hungry.
Shut up, Ed.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[sees a sign that says Quarantine] Oh, dear! A quarantine!
I've seen this before.
Where?
[points] There.
[Each and every house has quarantine signs everywhere]
It must be an epidemic.
So I guess we're the only ones not sick.
[Eddy is locked into a padded shed and presented a large amount of fake money]
WE'LL BUY A TRUCK-LOAD OF JAWBREAKERS!
What do you mean?
What do you mean 'What do you mean'? With all this glorious... [looks closely at the bill he's holding and sees a picture of Ed's face drawn on it] What the-?! It's fake!
I drew it myself. Eddy's mad.
Correct. He's back to normal.
We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.
Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.
Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?
That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!
[amazed] Ooh.
"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.
Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.
Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.
Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?
For protection.
[attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt] It's meant for your head.
It's my butt!
It's not safe!
Eddy, stop!
It's not meant-
EEEd and Eddy
Aah! [they both fall down]
[The Eds follow Jonny to look for wood]
[points] There!
[The camera zooms over to a trash can full of garbage and Eddy picks up a popsicle stick from it]
A dirty popsicle stick?
[grabs the popsicle stick from Eddy] Got it, Eddy.
[groans] We need large pieces of wood, Jonny. Tell Plank to quit fooling around.
Okay, okay! He said follow him!
[Sarah and Nazz playing badminton, and Eddy grabs onto Sarah's racket]
Hey!
Give me your racket, Sarah.
My serve! [uses Eddy as a ball and Eddy hits the net, then flies through a fence] Don't ever touch my racket!
Can Eddy come out to play?
I'm right beside you Ed.
HI EDDY!
THE GOAT ATE SARAH! THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!
Ed looking for the goat?
I think he found it.
Eddy, you should have told the truth!
Truth, schmooth; we're off the hook, aren't we?
[after the microwave exploded and drenched Rolf and the Eds with gravy] Such waste and disrespect to the fast food stuffers is not allowed in the Urban Rangers! But, seeing you covered in filth reminds me of my youth. Next badge.
Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens except they lay no eggs.
DDDouble D
Now remember Ed, Equal weight is the key.
I am the king of the jungle.
[blearily] Who turned off the sun?
Good, you awake. We have a problem, Eddy.
Ed is like a swarm of locusts ready to purge the cul-de-sac and all its good people of their food!
Y'know, you scare me when you talk like that.
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