Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Dinner music. [Ignatious, Bill, and Mort frightfully take out and play some instruments] Give me some soda pop. [Ted pours some soda pop into his cup; glares fiercely at Wilbert] DID I SAY YOU COULD LOOK AT ME?! [eats his food] This food isn't going to chew itself!
[showing a photo to Dave] There she is.
Wow. She's beautiful.
Let me see that. [takes the photo out of Harold's hand] I've seen better. [stuffs the photo in his pocket] I'll keep it anyway.
But that was a picture of my mom.
[Next morning, as Samson runs out of his cabin to get back his pillows, he finds himself trapped in a circle of the other angry bean scouts, all holding pillows and preparing to get their vengeance]
You're not going anywhere, pillow boy! Not until we all give you, a little taste, of some pillows!
Watch those tusks!
Sorry.
You're hanging out with Raj, now.
You just jumped a whole level.
It's not fair but I don't care.
[saw Lumpus reflection at the rock] Oh my gosh. I've...I've become Lumpus.
[First lines]
Hey Raj?
Yes lazlo?
How many times can you hop up and down?
Well, my legs ARE tremendously strong so I will have to say...eleven thousand times.
Yeah that sounds about right. How 'bout you Clam?
Four.
Four?
No way!
Four.
[Nurse Leslie couldn't stand hearing that waiting room music]
[crying] Don't judge me for crying fellas. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!! Wahhahah!
I think someone needs a vacation.
Vacation? What's a...vacation?
You don't even know what a vacation is? [drops mouth open in surprise]
Come on, Lazlo. Maybe Nurse Leslie comes from Europe where vacations are known as holidays.
Look, you idiots, I know what a vacation is. I just never had one.
Well, everyone can have a vacation. Including you.
Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to Scoutmaster Lumpus.
[calling out] Scoutmaster Lumpus?!
[relaxing on the beach chair] What?!
Can Nurse Leslie take vacation?!
[surprised] We have a nurse?
[to Nurse Leslie] See? It'll be fine.
I told you build a stretcher.
Noise pollution is not cool.
Now, I'm going to open up the request lines. [phone rings] Hello? And what would you like to hear tonight?
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
You got it, baby. Here it is. "Turn Off That Racket, You're Driving Me Crazy." [puts on the song]
[The 1950's rock n roll music plays]
[singing]
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much!
You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch!
Like a train in my brain, that's the nation of pain!
Like a henhouse squawking or the clyde horse talking?!
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much!
You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch!
Edward? Will you sign my omelet?
Is there gonna be another yeti attack tonight? Cause, I got to get to sleep soon.
Well, let's just say, [shoves his beak into the tin can phone, creating an ominous echoed sound effect] stay tuned! [takes his beak out of the tin can and snickers]
Oops! Another concerned camper? [answers the tin can phone] Yes, hello, don't worry about- [a yeti roars down the phone at him, sending his fur flying. He notices his sound effects record isn't playing] Wha...? [starts stammering and trembling] Scoutmaster Lumpus? Was that you...? [hears growling and snarling at the door and all his fur stands on end] I th-thought I told you guys...n-not to come up here! [the frightened platypus now sees hairy hands at the window] MOTHER OF MERCY!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY YETIS!!!
[over the radio] They're getting closer! This isn't a stunt! Call the coast guard!
[Chip and Skip begin crying]
[enters their cabin] Hey, guys! Chip! Skip! Come on, you two! We're gonna go watch Edward getting eaten by yetis!
Cool!
Come on! Hurry!
[while carrying Raj] Save Edward! Save Edward!
Where you going?
Radio station.
Save Edward.
[to Ping Pong] Want to watch Edward get eaten by yetis?
It beats sitting here.
[still freaking out] Help! I lied about last night! This is real now! [voice cowering] This has been...Edward...After Dark. [screams as the yetis enter]
[The campers arrived too late as the lights of the radio station went out]
Are we too late?
[solemnly] Yes, Raj.
[to Clam] Can you put me down now?
[Clam puts Raj down]
[holding a radio] Goodbye, Edward.
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