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And this one goes out to that little platypus chap cowering in the corner.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves why did Hoo-Ha bring his daughter here, hmm? The answer is simple: I have decided that she is at proper age to know what a boy is.
Daddy, I know what a boy is...
Dup-dup-dup-dup! [picks Lazlo up] This, pumpkin, is a boy.
Hi, Lazlo!
Ahem. Hoo-Ha's your dad?
Duh!
No fraternizing with my pumpkin! Fraternizing leads to liking. And if a boy wants to like my Pumpkin [puts his hands next to both sides of Patsy's eyes], not just like, I mean like like, WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO?! [blows his top in anger, which flies in front of the Beans and catches fire and disappears] Well I don't have to worry about that, do I? Isn't that right?!
[Slinkman, Edward, Raj and Clam shake in fear]
You really have to beat me up?
My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. [destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model] Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quota for three years and running. [Slinkman knocks the door as he hide models] What?! [Chip and Skip are crying] Slinkman. Why are they weeping?
Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven't been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies [throws backwards the notebook] it’s scout regulations.
We love camp. [crying]
We don't want to go home. [crying]
[worried] Home? Slinkman. We can't send them home. [angry] If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. [getting worried] And I won't get my cabin upgrade.
Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.
[being happy] YES JOBS! Problem solved.
Chef Mcmuesli, I'm assigning Chip and Skip here to work for the mess hall.
Oh alrighty then boys let's get to work you'll put these hair nets. So what I'd like for you guys to do is... [notices that their hair nets are mainly wrong]
I saw a firetruck.
What do you recommend? [Chip fills all the tray from rice] It needs something. [thinks what needs, meanwhile a fly dies by the insects killer and falls into the tray. he soon speaks to Chip] You’re a genius [although the dead fly do this]
Ugh... [walks backwards disgustedly]
I'm not hungry anymore.
We might throw up.
[The Jelly beans run away from the mess hall]
[annoyed] OH, I'LL TAKE THAT! [chews the tray and throws up off-screen]
[Lumpus gets in crying] Are you hurt, Scoutmaster?
[sadly] Paper cut!
Where? [the phone rings] Huh, there goes the phone. You boys can bandage him up, right? [Lumpus sounds like a hurted puppy dog] You'll be fine. [speaking to the phone] Look how many times do I have to tell you mechanics what to do with my car? I'm going to take you through it step by step for the last time so listen up.
Hey Nurse Leslie, we bandaged him. What else should we do?
Step one: open the hood.
Open the hood. [Chip and Skip hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus]
Then lift the engine.
Lift the engine. [staying hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus]
Now remove and reattach the hose. [Lumpus screams and runs away in panic, because Chip and Skip did too bad] Get out.
FLIP AND DIP!
CSChip and Skip
Yeah?
MOVE THAT MOUNTAIN!
CSChip and Skip
Yes, Sir.
[pointing Lumpus] Really, all this for a cabin upgrade.
[Lumpus laughs evilly, meanwhile Chip and Skip move and knock down to the mountains like a line of dominoes' tokens]
[screams and tries to leave but the last mountain squashes Lumpus] Ow!
[wearing Lumpus's scoutmaster hat] I've always wanted to wear this!
I don't look like that.
[Last lines]
[to Lazlo] Scoutmaster Lazlo?
Yes, Raj?
Um, my cabin's on fire.
Oh, I'm not the scoutmaster anymore, Scoutmaster Lumpus is now. He's not leaving.
Ohhh... [moves over to Lumpus] "Scoutmaster Lumpus, my cabin's on fire. [the camera zooms out to show camp on fire] Scoutmaster Lumpus, there's fire on your shoe.
[Edward and Gretchen are getting into a heated argument while they and the other bean and squirrel scouts get ice cream from the ice cream truck]
Mine is the best!
No, mine is the best!
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!
Listen, platypus. Frostbite Pops are the best and you know it!
If you brought your head out of the swamp, you would know that Sputnik Cosmopops are 33 and a third times better your garbage on a stick!
Drill Pops!
Cosmo Pops!
Isn't great how Gretchen and Edward debate every time we get a visit from the ice cream truck?
Really...great.
Dumb argument.
[firmly] She starts at every time!
[enraged with her face all red] Lazlo! [grabs him by the shirt with both hands and pulls him into her face; vengefully] I'm gonna get you, if it's the last thing I do.
You're gonna get me? What does that mean?
Oh, I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.
[Lazlo seeing Edward taking out the bazooka and aims at Gretchen]
Gretchen, look out! [bursts into the restaurant] GRETCHEN!!! [Edward opens fire] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! [gets hit, and reveals that he's wearing the "I'm a Jerk" t-shirt]
[Last lines]
I'm just glad that no one got hurt.
[walks, slams into a pole, and falls onto the ground] I'm hurt!
Oh, boy! The latest issue of "The Weakly Bean." "How to deal with tetherball anxiety." Wow! This is really gonna help my game.
Lazlo, you read "The Weakly Bean?"
Every issue.
Do you do the trivia challenge?
Oh, I just love the trivia challenge!
Then how come you never send in your answers?
Well, I figured I'd let someone else have a shot at winning.
Well, you don't have to worry about that because no one else reads it! [hugs Ping-Pong, weeping and sobbing]
Yes?
Hello, there. I need some newspaper for the bottom of my birdcage. The latest issue of The Bean!, perhaps.
Your bird isn't even alive!
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