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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Sorry guys, wrap for the day. Cuttin' ya loose, we'll be back.

Where you going? You getting food? Get Indian!

Oh, gets sushi!

Get some fucking French toast this time, you cocksmokers!

I'm sick of French toast!

We're not getting food, guys.

Why not?!

We are goings to records my guitar part, and it may be the most dangerous things I ams ever dones.

Then whys you dos it?

Because I ams a tones-chaser.

That'd be funny if he said he was a squirrel-chaser. That'd be funnier, you know. Pickles, squirrel-chaser!

[clearly annoyed] Yeah, I know.

Okay so this ams the buttons that makes it records, and this ams the button that makes it stops records, and this ams the button that will makes it erase all of Skwisgaar's guitar tracks. [pushes the delete button] OH NO, WHATS HAS I DONE?!

I can'ts plays it! It's too damns hard! Skwisgaars always makes it so hard! Damns you stupid, slow, stubby fingers, don'ts looks at me! Awww shucks...whats am I goings to do!?

Hey Knubblers, still jazzed about hows greats dat recordings went. Mind playing me a couple of deh tracks?

[with great worry] uh why's do dat? Hey, let's alls gets lunch - my treats! Let's get out of this stuffy place. Let's get outta--let's just get outs of this room! Come on! GOS! GO!

Here you go, Skwisgaar. [pushes play, the track starts playing Toki's version of the solo]

WHAT THE FUCKS IS DAT SOUND?! SOMESTHING IS WRONGS HERE! ISOLATES MY GUITARS TRACKS! [the solo is playing very bad; Skwisgaar glares at Toki]

AHH! I'M SORRY'S, IT'S MY FAULT! I FUCKS IT ALL UP! Don'ts kicks me outs of deh band, I'lls do anything! I'LL SUCKS YOUR DICK!

Toki! Pulls yourselfs together!

I fucks it all up!

Shit Skwisgaar, I really should have backed those sessions up.

YEAH YOU SHOULDA BACKS THOSE SESSIONS UP!

You'd do well as keep quiet, all right?! Shit SKwisgaar...you know what this means right?

[in a tantrum about Dethklok passing on 'Takin' it Easy.'] You know what? Fuck you all! THat's right! [flips them off individually] Fuck you! Fuck you! AND FUCK YOU! What are you doing, Pickles? [camera cuts to Pickles' camera phone shot recording Murderface on his tantrum] ARE YOU FUCKING RECORDING ME ON YOUR CAMERA-PHONE, MOTHERFUCKER?!

[puts it away] Yeah, sorry I will put that away it's not appropriate.

Are you drinking straights vodkas right now?

Don't worrys about it.

Toki, it's like noons.

Oh thanks Bigs Bens, nows I knows whats times it is. I knows what I'ms doing.

Toki, drinkings ain't a contest, you know that?

Get offs my back!

Moving right along-

Hey, hey! Listen, I actually would like to get serious for a moment, okay? If I could?

Very well.

I uhh...I think it would be in the band's best interests to hire a uh...Buddhist Yoga...instructor guy dude.

Ohhh yeah. Yes I second that.

Uhh, oh really? What because uh...you guys are interested in yoga? Spiritual guidance or-

No, because we-

YES! YES! We want spiritual things.

Is that really the reason?

Yup. Right guys?

I thought we... OHHHHHHH....Right!"

Yeaaaah...

I'm sorry, I don't understand. Why do you need this?

We'd like to be able to reach things a little bit better.

Right.

To reach things?

Yeah reach...things.

To reach things.

Yup. Conversation over.

Such a shame, she's so hot, but so fucking crazy.

Yous just figures that out? All the hots ones is crazy!

Huh. Guess you're right.

And deh ugly ones too.

[climbing down a ladder with a drunken Toki over his shoulder] I'm only saying it because you're so drunk that you aren't gonna remember it and you won't tell on me for givin' a shit about your life, but man you've been fuckin' way too drunk lately.

Hey Nathans, is the real reasons ya tells me this is because ya cares about me?

Oh God...

Ya caaares about me...

No, Toki, don't do this to me right now and don't throw up.

[Toki throws up]

EJEdgar Jonfru

[approaches Skwisgaar and Pickles with a shotgun] This is where it all ends. [loads shotgun]

We're deads!

Skwisgaar....before we die...

Yes, my friends?

...I- I did it...

Whats are you talkings about?

[crying] Last night. I did it. I sucked my own cock last night!

[slight pause, Skwisgaar gives no response to Pickles, who pulls himself together and looks at Edgar]

I can die now.

I want you to stay alive! I want you to stay alive while I torture you! I want you to feel the pain...

[the assassin is about to kill Offdensen; Nathan knocks the assassin in the head with a large piece of wood]

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with!

DDamian

Look at this long haired monkey! [referring to Nathan Explosion] What kind of music do you play?

Death Metal! [punches Damian]

Shut up with the fucking construction, man! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HUNG OVER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP?! [gets up] How can people grow up listening to all that racket? [turns on some Black Metal; he looks somewhat annoyed] There that's better.

FFan

My friends are never gonna believe me! [that he met Nathan Explosion and snuck into Mordhaus] See you guys later! [opens the door with three other girls and they all fall to their death]

We are not hiring a replacement manager, it's too fucking soon kemosabe. We're taking on all management uhh... things.

I ams in charge of finance-skial treasuries.

And I'm head of financial business affairs.

I'm chief of financial receipts... gathering.

I'm deputy president of financial money.

[dejectedly] And I'ms in charge of snacks... Fucking bullshit!

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