What? Is it possible?
Not only possible, but true.
Please! Not that word.
We've turned your own tricky tables on you, False Face, via a false vault!
I'm never out turned until the last turn, Boy Wonder!
[They start fighting.]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[posing as Commissioner Gordon] But False Face must be caught before he plots another sinister scheme!
Absolutely accurate, False Face!
But Caped Crusader, that's the Commissioner!
Is it? Then why is a right-handed commissioner holding his handkerchief in his left hand?
[False Face looks and sees he has goofed again. When he tried to flee, Batman grabs him and unmasks him.]
Saints alive! It's False Face!
BBlaze
So you finally fumbled, False Face!
For the moment!
[The Commissioner comes out, all exhausted from the brief capture.]
I lost him!
Luckily, Commissioner, he found us!
Impersonating a police commissioner! Well, the warden will be working out a warm welcome for you!
[to Batman] Game and set to you, Caped Crusader! But wait! You may yet meet your match!
You feline devil. What have you done with Robin?
Is that any way to greet an old friend? Not even a hello, how are you?
Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt.
We're only going a couple of blocks.
It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember motorist safety.
Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way.
[Catwoman is about to feed Robin to a tiger.]
Catwoman, you are not a nice person.
When we put the fake jewels in Miss Starr's safe and take the real ones out, we could be nailed as crooks.
That's a chance we have to take, Robin. In our well-ordered society, protection of private property is essential.
Yes, you're right, Batman. That's the keystone to all law and order.
Great Scott, Alfred! Have you forgotten? Batman told you to switch cigarette holders with the Penguin! You're meant to palm off the trick one with the tiny super-powered transmitter inside! Quick, before it's too late! Create that diversion!
[Batman and Robin jump into the Penguin Protection Agency, Batman growling]
Well, the costumed crooks! The dressed-up desperadoes!
Your super-brain power has driven us MAD, Penguin!
Something SNAPPED!
We don't care if we go up the river for a hundred years, we're getting you first!!
Quick, my finks! Self-defense! The dynamic duo has flipped their wings!
Back from the grave, you tricksters, eh?!
Back to send you on a honeymoon cruise, Penguin...up the river to the pen!
"Gone straight", huh?!
We'll straighten YOU out!!
Have you seen any unusual looking people around here?
LLibrarian
Unusual? In what way, unusual?
Their garb. For instance, a man wearing a bright green suit with big black question marks on it.
LLibrarian
Let me think a moment. No, I can't say that I have offhand, but then I see so many people in the course of a day.
Why did you steal that book on the lost treasure of the Incas?
For two people about to become human candles, you ask a lot of questions!
I'm always interested in the way of the criminal mind.
MMoth
Oh, Batman, honey, Moth has learned her lesson, really she has. Crime doesn't pay!
Unfortunately you've learned your lesson too late, Moth. A moth who flies around candles is liable to get burned.
Most Americans don't realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn.
Now whenever I eat mashed potatoes, I for one will think of the Incas.
[Batman and Robin are on a golf course in the Batmobile.]
Let's get going and make an emergency bat-turn!
Not this time, old chum. Have to think of the golfers. The retro-rockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards.
[working on a jigsaw puzzle] It's so much harder with the pieces upside down.
Of course. Think of what excellent training it is for your visual memory.
Gosh yes, I guess that's true.
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