Look at her. Glycerin tears.
No, Robin. Real.
ZZelda
Some other lifetime, Batman?
Perhaps, some other lifetime.
[Zelda continues to shed tears as Batman cuffs her.]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MMousey
Gee, I've never met royalty before! It's pretty thrilling!
Royalty? You've never met royalty? And just whom do you think stands before you, my cherub? I am The Prince Of Puzzlers, The Count Of Conundrums, The King Of Crime! I hold court here, no one else!!!
Gosh, there could be diplomatic repercussions if we fail this time, Batman.
That's not the point, Robin. What's important is that the world know that all visitors to these teeming shores are safe, be they peasant or king.
Gee, Batman, I never thought of that. You're right.
It's the very essence of our democracy.
So many people have tried...The Penguin, Mr. Freeze, The Joker, all masters of their craft, granted, but I, only I have succeeded in ridding Gotham's criminal kingdom of The Dynamic Duo!
Rats, I am a man of a few words, but a man of many Riddles, so riddle me this: what is it that is always coming, but never arrives?! [No one answers] Quickly, quickly!
FFangs
Uh, we ain't tuned in on the Riddle bit, chief!
MMousey
Yeah! We give up! What is it that is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
WWhitey
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow. For when it arrives, it is today, and today, my dear rodents, should prove to be most memorable!
When we have more time, I'll acquaint you with the various processes of sculptoring. It's a fascinating art to which I have devoted many hours of study.
I sure would like to hear about it, Bruce.
HHenchman
Many others have tried killing Batman.
Many others do not have the lethal equipment of my hat factory.
Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible, but getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible!
Much easier than it seemed, Robin, I simply held my breath.
Holy Frogman!
The police department is on its toes. Six more kidnappings.
Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!
[laughing] Have a sneeze on me, Batman!
[Joker administers sneezing powder upon Batman, which has no effect.]
No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a sneeze, I've caught you cold!
SSuzie
I'll have nightmares all my life, Mr. Wayne. If it hadn't been for that power failure, where would Robin be? And where would Batman be?
Where would Dick Grayson be?
SSuzie
What?
Forget about it, young people. Just be thankful that life is filled with unanswered questions, that's all. Goodbye, Suzie.
SSuzie
Goodbye.
Commissioner, there's only one man living who can unmask False Face.
[They glance at the Batphone.]
Chief O'Hara, you've spoken for all of us. Our only hope is that tower of power for right and justice, the Caped Crusader!
HHencheman
Lets hear it for false face..Hip..Hip Horray
Thanks men..I know you didn't mean it!
The Express will be here inside of five minutes, Batman. Inside of six, no more Batman!
Fiend!!
False Face, you'll regret this!......eventually.
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