H1Henchman #1
Hey boss, hey boss, boss, boss, boss, look, look, look, they're up in the chimney!
I know that you fool!
H1Henchman #1
Well how'd they get up there?
[Sarcastically] They took the elevator, what do you think!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How far did you say that room was underground?
About 50 feet. Enough to give us good momentum.
Oh boy, I'll say. Can I go first? I want to see their faces.
[Holding Robin back] Dynamic seniority.
[to Nefertiti] Nefertiti, you abandoned wench. How many times must I tell you?! Queens consume nectar and ambrosia, not hot dogs!
NNefertiti
So I get hungry. Living on nothing but figs and dates and pomegranate. You wanna bite?
Aah! Unclean. I must proclaim my reincarnation to the faithful. Give me the telephone.
In the name of mercy, think back to the days when you were a distinguished professor at Yale University. Give yourself up; I vow that you'll receive the finest medical attention.
Chief Torturer, what's the pebble count on Batman?
CTChief Torturer
297, Oh Great Pharaoh!
Speed it up!
Human mechanisms are made by human hands, Robin. None of them is infallible. It is a lesson which must be faced.
[after seeing Commissioner Gordon apparently shot to death on TV] Holy homicide! Tell me I'm having a nightmare!
Steady, Dick. It happened all right.
Commissioner Gordon - killed!
This is one time we DON'T wait for the Batphone!
[about Lydia Limpet] Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes.
Never trust the old chestnut, "Crooks have beady little eyes". It's false.
Don't interrupt! I'm trying to fathom the sub-conscience of a deadly criminal!
[Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara are under the influence of Riddler's Temper Tonic]
Maury Wills better than Honus Wagner?
50 times better.
You're an ignorant oaf, Chief O'Hara. I wonder why I keep you in my department.
[sarcastically] Your royal highness! Often I wondered why I don't resign.
VBVon Bloheim
Achtung! Der Fledermaus! The Batman spots us!
PPauline
My name is Pauline. My lawyer's name is Mr. Oliver Wendell. Why don't you look him up and buzz him?
No use, Batman. She's hard as nails.
Knows her legal rights, too.
A frustrated, would-be actress. A star that was never born. Venting her disappointment on society.
[holding up Van Jones] Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight? Answer: because both your hands are goin' straight up right now!
[about to cross the street] Remember Robin, always look both ways.
KMiss Kitka
When I close my eyes, I imagine a world at peace.
That's strange... when I close my eyes, I imagine something quite astonishingly different.
A giant cake of foam rubber! What are the chances?
I'd say the odds against it would make even the most reckless gambler cringe!
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